Mean Gills but incorrect

Scott: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.

Martyn: Fuck you.

Martyn and Scott: *on call*

Scott: "Oh fuck off!" *in response to something on twitter*

Martyn: "LMA-" *his pc crashes*

Scott: You bored?

Martyn: Yeah.

Scott: Wanna start drama for no reason?

Martyn: I thought you’d never ask.

Martyn: Why?

Scott: Because every time I bite into you, you're always hard~

Martyn: Good one, I'll go next. Are you a watermelon?

Scott: Why~?

Martyn: Cause you're so hard at first, but then you're actually soft and ends up leaking every time I bite~

Scott: Aww babe!!

Martyn: (grinning cheekily) Thats gay

Scott: ....Thats it, I want a divorce

Martyn: HUSBAND WAIT NO-

Scott: What about just staying alive for once?

Martyn: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K-

Scott: I did?

Martyn: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today Scott.

Martyn: *walks away*

Scott:

Scott: They're gone Jimmy.

Jimmy, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in their mouth: Twankh uh!