Sep 5, 2020
Max: You need to calm down.
Nikki: But- how can ice cream be birthdaycake flavour?! Birthday cake can be any flavor!
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Max: You need to calm down.
Nikki: But- how can ice cream be birthdaycake flavour?! Birthday cake can be any flavor!
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War is just God's way of teaching Americans geography.
Vera
Police Officer: Can you describe the guy who attacked you?
David: Yes. He wasn’t very friendly.
Nurf: I have a couple knives up my sleeves.
David: I think you mean ‘tricks.’
Preston: No, he means knives.
…And I’m not supposed to make fun of my mom’s Beavis and Butthead tattoo in public, but here we are.
Nikki
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Neil: Nikki, what are you doing?!
Nikki: I wanted to lick the laser beam with my tongue.
Neil: Why?!
Nikki: Well...
Max: [sighs] You wanna know what flavor it is, don't you?
Nikki: [nods]
Max: You know I can't stand direct sunlight.
Max: ...and people.
Cameron: It's not that I don't care what you want. It's just that... you're kids. What you want doesn't matter.
Campers: [Max folds his arms and him and the rest of the campers give Cameron looks of disgust]
Cameron: Wow. I do suck.