#incorrect quotes loki

Y/N: *raises an eyebrow skeptically* ... Why are you being so quiet?

Loki: *failing to sound convincing* Well… I'm pregnant.

Y/N: *raises eyebrow higher* No, you're not... Whatchu do?

Loki: I may, or may have not… gotten… a kitten…

Y/N: Whuat?!

Loki: *brings out a rather weird looking kitten*

Y/N: *slightly shock, but retrospectively unsurprised* Is… is that a Flerken?!

Loki: *is grinning like an idiot* It's a kitten.

Y/N: *realization hits* Oh my fucking Hel, that is a Flerken! Where'd you find A bloody Flerken?

Loki: *insistent* IT'S A KITTEN ~

Y/N: *useless reasoning* It literally has Tentacles! It’s stomach's basically a Bag of Holding!

*A couple seconds of Silence*

Loki: *starting to grin again* We gonna keep it tho, yeah?

Y/N: *now grinning too* Don’t know, why you even ask. Heck yeah we gonna keep it.

Loki: A reason? Hmm...I don't really know.

Thor: Could it be...you fell in love?

*Loki suddenly freezes up*

Thor, still walking: ♪ Oh my heart's beating, maybe I'm in love! L- l- l- loki! L- l- l- lo-...♪

Loki, finally realizing he IS falling in love: ...

Thor: ...!!! Are you serious?!

*Loki tries to keep walking and avoid the situation*

Thor, sprinting to catch up: You?! Who's never been in a serious relationship in the history of never ever?! Wow, you really have changed!

Loki, still failing to avoid the conversation: Let's hurry, we're going to be late-

Thor, excitedly talking a mile a minute: Oh, no! Don't tell me, let me guess! If its someone in Asgard you've spent time with recently who you get along with, that narrows it down- unless I'm completely off-track-

Loki: Well, that part's true-

Thor: Wha- Are you saying they aren't Asgardian?! Are they even humanoid?!

Teacher: Alright, let's start with today's presentations. Today we will talk about Norse mythology, which Y/N will introduce us to right now. Are you ready?

Y/N: Of course. *stands in front of the class* Norse mythology is a very broad field, but very easy to understand if you have the right reference, so.... *opens the classroom door* You may now enter!

*Thor and Loki positioning themselves in front of the students, somewhat out of place*

Y/N: Observe. Thor and Loki, two brothers who...