#incorrect loki laufeyson

Y/N: *raises an eyebrow skeptically* ... Why are you being so quiet?

Loki: *failing to sound convincing* Well… I'm pregnant.

Y/N: *raises eyebrow higher* No, you're not... Whatchu do?

Loki: I may, or may have not… gotten… a kitten…

Y/N: Whuat?!

Loki: *brings out a rather weird looking kitten*

Y/N: *slightly shock, but retrospectively unsurprised* Is… is that a Flerken?!

Loki: *is grinning like an idiot* It's a kitten.

Y/N: *realization hits* Oh my fucking Hel, that is a Flerken! Where'd you find A bloody Flerken?

Loki: *insistent* IT'S A KITTEN ~

Y/N: *useless reasoning* It literally has Tentacles! It’s stomach's basically a Bag of Holding!

*A couple seconds of Silence*

Loki: *starting to grin again* We gonna keep it tho, yeah?

Y/N: *now grinning too* Don’t know, why you even ask. Heck yeah we gonna keep it.

Thor, tearing up: Are you finally saying you love me?

Thor: No brother. I am calling you a monkey.

Thor: Ah young spiderling, I fear it has been quite sometime since I last saw you Peter: Hey Mr Thor! How was space? Did you fight any aliens? How's Asgard? How's Mr Loki? Loki walks through the door just behind them Peter: Mr Loki!!! Peter runs over and wraps his arms around Loki in a huge hug Loki: Brother, what is happening? Why is the miniature Stark attached to me? Peter: It's a hug Mr Loki, haven't you had one? Loki: Not in a long time, no Peter: I'm sorry, do you want me to stop? Loki: Well I suppose if you must you may continue When Peter can't see his face Loki smiles and of course glares at his brother when he sees him watching

Thor: Why?

Loki: I wanna put them on stop signs! [runs out]

loki : [smirking at male reader] there's rumours about you swinging both side? is it truth?

male reader : [let out offended gasp] rumour?! you telling me there's people doubting it?! [dramatically sobbing into thor bicep]

thor : [try to comfort male reader] don't worry earth warrior, we going to crush their ego for doubting you!

male reader : [stop sobbing] i prefer crush their skull but their ego also good enough i guess [shrugs]

loki : ...i vote for crushing their skull.

expecting this...

Loki : *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?