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Odysseus: I miss my wife. Menelaus: I miss my wife too. Achilles: Me too. Agamemnon: Nah, I’m fine.

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What I think Iliad's caracherts favourite curse word is

Achilles: he doesn't actually curse, he uses mostly words like "freak" "shoot" etc

Patroclus: f*ck (and everything that has f*ck inside like f*cking sh*t etc)

Agamemnon: c*nt (really ugly as he is)

Odysseus: doesn't usually curse, but when he's mad he uses sh*t

Diomedes: any curse word will do

Ajax: anything not too offensive, like he would definitely use b*tch but not wh*re

Thesis: motherf*cker or bast*rd

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this would be funny if you ignore what happens right after this

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Achilles: hi, I'm Achilles. and you are?

Patroclus: not as straight as i thought apparently.

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Achilles: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?

Patroclus: AS ENEMIES?!

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Odysseus and Diomedes in Skyros: You have to come with us to Troy.

Achilles: I'm too gay for that.

Odysseus: Well, then you'll be interested!

Agamemnon: Achilles, can you stop kissing Patroclus at the meetings of the chiefs?

Achilles: I'm sorry, the doctor has prescribed a dose of ten kisses a day.

Agamemnon: But what doctor…?

Patroclus: Doctor's orders.

Agamemnon: You have multiple personalities.

Achilles: And none of them likes you.

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