#incorrect captions

you ever look at a photo and just know these women have a shared Notes app full of people they’re going to destroy

Them: “We’re just friends” Also them: sharing matching thermoses, synchronized sitting, giving off “power couple at a post-revolutionary brunch” energy

Glinda: do we look unapproachable? Elphaba: we look like we charge a consultation fee.

If you zoom in close enough, you can hear the distant sound of a man being told “that’s a bold opinion” in a tone that ruins his entire week.

Someone on Pinterest commented that it looks like Eddie is farting on Dustin in this picture, and now it’s all I can see and I’m absolutely haunted by it…

Eddie: *farts on Dustin*

Jeff: wtf Dustin, you stink!

Dustin: THAT WAS EDDIE AND YOU KNOW IT, JEFF!

Gareth: *sneaked out a silent fart under cover of Eddie’s loud fart; is smirking because he got away with it*

Grant: do you mind? I’m tryna get my munch on and you guys are ruining it

Lucas: Grant, I would like to formally lodge a protest that not only did our writers not bother to give you a name, they also made you into “token fat guy” by making you eat Doritos in our yearbook picture. This is truly unfair and I hate them on your behalf.

Mike: …Lucas, what the hell?

Lucas: sorry, I feel very strongly about this, apparently. Also, Dustin? You should see a doctor. You’ve got some digestive issues, man.

I just wanted to make everyone aware of a MASSIVE error in the SDH/closed captioning for Episode 5: "Asylum".

At 36:34, when Marc is kneeling in the street sobbing, the captions have him saying "I'm so sorry" twice, as seen here:

As someone who is hearing-abled, I can confirm that this is 100% INCORRECT. Marc Spector's repeated dialogue line is actually:

"I was just a little boy."

(Edit: It could also be “I was just a boy” but the meaning behind it doesn’t change.)

This error changes the entire emotional impact of this scene when you understand he was not apologizing to his kippah, he was remembering the abuse he suffered at his mother's hands and how her death did not erase that trauma. This is why Steven took over shortly after.