Friendsmaxxing, smilebaiting, and slowly losing my shit

EXCEPT I saw it for the first time from the back angle and Oscar literally like sliding his hand THROUGH LANDO'S ARM across Lando's back to grab his waist

I'm physically unwell throwing up

Sometimes I see random landoscar things and I'm like they are literally rpfing themselves how is this real

📩 *from may 7th*

I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT. 2023 british gp right?? it’s the only thing i know from that day lol the way my mind has catalogued landoscar moments that i wasn’t here for by fanstages and not race highlights… i swear i’m here for f1 too, it’s just that landoscar occupy 81% of my brain so i will make everything about them.

the video you’re talking about is truly insane tho. he really squeezed his way in there like i’m actually giggling because what a thing to do 😭 and lando’s reaction?!!! the way he grins back and eagerly wraps his arm around oscar in return ahh.

and no i so understand cos that’s how i feel every time i come across that moment in melbourne (2025) when oscar pulls lando in for a hug. literally pulls him in. they really are just living in their own little world 🥹 (disgusting bleh sickening behaviour!!!)

"To settle the discussion, I jokingly declared that I would name a species after Oscar Piastri because I have been cheering for him since his rookie season. I admire both his driving and his calm, professional attitude."

"Discovering a completely new species is not an everyday occurrence, so I had no idea whether I would actually get the opportunity," Jouault explained. "The only thing I knew was that it would probably be a wasp, since that is the group I specialise in. There was also a nice connection with the PiastriHive theme in Oscar's fan community, with bees being a specialised type of wasp."

this too is landoscar i guess

link to post

So fun fact bc i must get this off my chest first—Gwesped piastrii belongs to Bethylidae, a family of parasitoid wasps that are NOT eusocial at all, meaning no hive, no colony, no queen. Bethylidae are solitary parasitoids that lay their eggs inside or on the bodies of beetle and moth larvae, paralyzing them first.

so ‘piastrihive’ is biologically incorrect. ‘piastribrood’ would be the more accurate fandom designation!

what we are witnessing in this video is not a Lando fleeing a random wasp. this is Oscar (Gwesped piastrii) attempting to complete her reproductive cycle by parasitizing a host

the host appears to be Lando Norris.

the host is running but the literature suggests this rarely works.

Oscar's IG story hellllp 😂