#incorrect wicked

Glinda: You’re not pregnant?!

Elphaba: No…?

Fiyero: We’re not trying to get-

Glinda: I’M TRYING SO HARD!!!!!

Fiyero: WHAT?!?!

Elphaba: You’re…. What?!

Fiyero: Glinda… That’s not how that works. You don’t have the right…. Parts to get her pregnant.

Glinda: But my magic….

Elphaba: Glinda. Your magic makes bubbles. Not babies.

Glinda: I’ll try again!

you ever look at a photo and just know these women have a shared Notes app full of people they’re going to destroy

Them: “We’re just friends” Also them: sharing matching thermoses, synchronized sitting, giving off “power couple at a post-revolutionary brunch” energy

Glinda: do we look unapproachable? Elphaba: we look like we charge a consultation fee.

If you zoom in close enough, you can hear the distant sound of a man being told “that’s a bold opinion” in a tone that ruins his entire week.

glinda: in case of emergency, call-?

elphaba: you

*after walking out of a frog exhibit*

Galinda: frogs are so cool. I wish they existed

Fiyero: *sighs* yeah me too, alas, they're only imaginary

Elphaba: We JUST saw the frogs !? What do you mean they don't exist!?

Galinda: a real tragedy

Elphaba: and fiyero is wearing a bow like Galinda because we couldn't convince him to wear anything else

The Wizard: well Fiyero, we're fine everyone wearing whatever they like here

Elphaba: ah, i- I meant- never mind

Elphaba: Madam Morrible? I broke this book...

Madam Morrible: That's okay dear, I appreciate people admitting to their mistakes, that's why I have an ex-husband

Nessarose:"That's good,right?"