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Chiron: Apollo, I brought you here to learn how to have compassion for demigods. Where did I go wrong?

Annabeth: You let him talk to Gen Z kids?

Teen Apollo, laying upside down on the couch: If we eat the rich, we would only have a new one percent to worry about.

Percy: And then we would be a cannibalistic society. Probably not the best way to start a new government.

Teen Apollo: [crumbles up notes and throws it]

Notes: [miss the trash can]

Apollo & Peter: [sigh] Big mood.

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Apollo: I've said this a lot of times, and I'm gonna say it again now. Mayonnaise is food lube.

Hermes: *nods* Mayonnaise is food lube.

Apollo: You put the mayonnaise on the food to lube the food so that it slides down the tube. That's why you do it.

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Artemis: how did you two get in an accident?

Hyacinthus: we were driving and there was a deer on the road and yelled, 'Apollo, deer!'

Artemis: and?

Hyacinthus: tell her what you said.

Apollo:

Apollo: i said, 'yes, honey?'

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Hephaestus: GIVE ME FORGE GIVE ME FIRE GIVE ME THAT WHICH I DESIRE

Hera: Okay, who introduced Hephaestus to Metallica?

Apollo: *sweats nervously*

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Chiron: Apollo, I brought you here to learn how to have compassion for demigods. Where did I go wrong?

Annabeth: You let him talk to Gen Z kids?

Teen Apollo, laying upside down on the couch: If we eat the rich, we would only have a new one percent to worry about.

Percy: And then we would be a cannibalistic society. Probably not the best way to start a new government.

Teen Apollo: [crumbles up notes and throws it]

Notes: [miss the trash can]

Apollo & Peter: [sigh] Big mood.

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Apollo: I've said this a lot of times, and I'm gonna say it again now. Mayonnaise is food lube.

Hermes: *nods* Mayonnaise is food lube.

Apollo: You put the mayonnaise on the food to lube the food so that it slides down the tube. That's why you do it.

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Artemis: how did you two get in an accident?

Hyacinthus: we were driving and there was a deer on the road and yelled, 'Apollo, deer!'

Artemis: and?

Hyacinthus: tell her what you said.

Apollo:

Apollo: i said, 'yes, honey?'

Hephaestus: GIVE ME FORGE GIVE ME FIRE GIVE ME THAT WHICH I DESIRE

Hera: Okay, who introduced Hephaestus to Metallica?

Apollo: *sweats nervously*

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