Incorrect Percy Jackson Quotes

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Hazel: A little?

Annabeth: what, do you think i have him microchipped or something?

Chiron: well, do you?

Annabeth:

Chiron, knocking back his fifth tequila shot: I’ll just show a video.

Chiron: I do have a sense of humor, you know.

Dionysus: I’ve never heard you laugh before.

Like Percy.... Open your eyes, go to the Athena cabin or grover and ask "hi, what water gods are there??"

Chris: Parlay?

Silena: Pirate code. Means she wants to meet.

Chris: So everyone here knows pirate code?