Top Posts Tagged with #incorrect hera

Persephone: im a trashbin

Hades: aw, dont say that

Persephone: because im a trash for you

Hades, tearing up: iloveyou

[meanwhile]

Hera: im a trashbin

Zeus: yeah, im aware

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Hera: when i was your age, i was fighting wars and raising children and cursing mortals pathetic lives. what worthwhile have you ever done with yours?

Percy: have you ever eaten a tidepod?

Hera: ...what

Percy: i nearly died. i was throwing up bubbles. my insides were squeaky clean. and yet here i am. alive. slightly traumatized but wiser, with cleaner intestines. courageous but no longer naive enough to eat detergent.

Percy: I dont think I'm the one who needs to be asking themself about worthwhile life experiences.

Hephaestus: GIVE ME FORGE GIVE ME FIRE GIVE ME THAT WHICH I DESIRE

Hera: Okay, who introduced Hephaestus to Metallica?

Apollo: *sweats nervously*

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