#implied ig?

loop: and as part of my Annoying Personality Crafted Specifically To Piss Siffrin Off, i will flirt with him. (joking) (not serious) (attempting to get under their skin)

siffrin: [takes it seriously]

i cant even fully explain how much i love bill and mabel's friendship. they paint their nails pink together. throwing sleepovers with candy and grenda, he is like a girl dad but uncle to all of the girls. (including pacifica, shes also a guest on parties when she isnt busy)

bill gives mabel dating tips (poorly. these tips suck.) and all these tips suck bc bill is a pathetic dude. he literally whines to mabel every time ford is busy with researches and ignores him for five minutes. mabel knitted like a million sweaters for him with personal designs (sooo much doritos jokes)

and they dont allow ford, stan or dipper on their sleepovers. bill teaches girls how to play all sorts of gamblings and at first he was like doing all sorts of giveaways to girls but then he realizes that he cant actually win them in damn poker. he lost a lot of sweets that day. sweets and dignity

Optimus kicked his situationship off Cybertron so he can focus on rehabilitating his ex. Megatron’s pissed off and puts his focus on finding the Knights of Cybertron so he can go back just to rub it in Prime’s face.

Megatron has to hear all about ShockOp from Rodimus who heard it from Drift who heard it from Ratchet. Apparently Optimus’ ‘I can fix him’ attitude and tragic love story has won him the sympathy of the NAILs. Soundwave has come out publicly against this out of loyalty to Megatron. Starscream is being homophobic.

Megatron makes it back to Cybertron eventually and argues he and Optimus completed Conjunx Ritus. Act of Intimacy (they’ve been fighting and copping a feel for millions of years), Act of Disclosure (please they’ve had so many intimate conversations, just look at Chaos Theory), Act of Profference (Optimus gifted him command over the Lost Light), and Act of Devotion (Megatron gave up Decepticonism).

Shockwave, back to his temperamental self, is ready to throw hands right then and there. He did not reverse lobotomy himself just for some edgelord to come and try to steal his sugar baby. It’s at this point that Prowl unhelpfully shares that new Cybertron legalized polyamory.

With this, a second civil war over Prime’s hand in marriage is averted. Shockwave stakes a claim over Prime’s forge and Megatron can’t really complain, he can’t create and being stuck on the Lost Light with Rodimus has made him sparkling free.

Ooooo??

Interesting

Starscream is being homophobic.

Starscream being a hypocrite /j

I'm sorry but the idea of Megatron suggesting they're already basically married by now is very funny

Undertomb continues to be my favorite AU year after year lol