#imaginarycircus

a tale of love and how it finds you by nightswatch Bitty sees Jack Zimmermann almost every morning, but he’s never said a single word to him. Honestly, Jack Zimmermann probably doesn’t even know that he exists.

It’s an Investment by imaginarycircus Jack hasn't bought anything for his kitchen in Providence because he wants Bitty to pick everything out. That way he'll feel right at home when he moves in, but they haven't talked about that yet.

Being in Motion by marswithghosts Watching a college boy jerk off online for money is not what Jack Zimmermann ever saw himself doing. Getting to know that boy is something he expected even less.

You Never Said You Wouldn’t So Here I Am by emmagranto1 Eric just wants to get past this crush, but Jack keeps getting in the way.

J, KA's best friend: Speaking of saggy nut sack...

KA: Were we speaking about saggy nut sacks?

J: My marshmallow looks like one.

KA checks, agrees.

J: I took my seminary students to the art museum today for a private tour of their collections, which included a set of polaroids from Andy Wharhol that had sketches of his works on the Last Supper next to a bunch of photos he took of men, their penises, and a few saggy nut sacks.

KA: I'm really looking forward to where you're going with this.

J: It was a perfect discussion about how Wharhol was a Christian, but a very private one, whose work included Christian images. My favorite of his Last Supper pieces has the outline of da Vinci's painting juxtaposed with modern logos like GE and Dove soap. I contrasted that with Matisse who was commissioned to paint a chapel in France, but wasn't a Christian. What is the relationship between an artist's faith and specifically Christian art?

KA: I love that we can go from saggy nut sacks to ontological questions.

I was very confused by this until I realized you were talking about Pokemon.

I always like to hear about caramelized onions. I find them soothing to cook. You have to be patient. But that is a lot of onion. Whatcha gonna do with it?

Some of it’s going into a casserole, some will be omelet filling, and the rest will be an accompaniment for roast beef. Now that the weather is cooling down (at least in the evenings) I’m getting excited about cooking and baking again.

There is one private island for sale in MA and it's a swamp and not on the ocean. There are zero in Rhode Island, which I was pretty sure of, but double checked. https://www.privateislandsonline.com/region/united-states

I believe the correct protocol in these circumstances is actually to sail around until you see an island you like, go ashore, locate the owner, and start pulling money out of your wallet until they give in. Real estate listings not necessary!

I hope you had some water too. <3