#im converted

intro continues to fuck next question.

also. this is unrelated to anythin I just realized somethin. Tim n Darry in the show literally have the 'I could fix him but whatever is wrong with him is WAY funnier' except they BOTH thunk that

still on good ol 240p :( I wish someone would make a higher definition version of at LEAST the best intro of all time

is tim buyin a new car?? OH 'I promised I'd come look at this truck for darry' huh. ok. husband behavior but whatever.

tim n his ugly ass fuck ass glasses. if I were darry I'd BURN them things

tim is also cartoonishly short compared to like half the men in this show. I think like soda. is the only one shorter than tim.

FUCK ASS FEDORA??? TWO BIT. WHAT IS THAT HAT.

everytime two doesn't have something funny to say everyone needs to pipe down. that's my kid. n you've upset him. so now I gotta kick your ass.

if pony was an emoji he'd be this one 👁👁 he's just always lookin. nosy ass kid (affectionate)

Two's runnin? a bettin sceme? wait what is it FOR tho? Steves drag race?

the fact that the gang is always askin pony about the books he's readin is so important to me. n he's always makin them recommendations they won't read but he's actually thought about. aough.

guys no captions again n they're MUMBLIN

steve just said somethin to Soda n soda whipped around n just started open palm whackin em. every time these boys giggle n wrestle n whack each other around I gain 5 years on my life.

oh two's doin SPORTS bettin for their school team

wait the show made Steve canonically drop out too? huh I always thought Steve still wait to school. ok wait comin back to this cause I had to check but yeah the book implies Steve still goes to school. but the SHOW had him be a drop out too.

soda is against the school sports gamblin?? why??? this feels like it'd be right up his alley

pony reachin through the car window to fuck up two's hair before he leaves aww

is tim gonna cheat with this married woman. wowww. what about his husband. what about darry.

'you oughtta join. meet a nice girl.' 'I already did. a long time ago.' they really went. ok. we have give no love interest to tim or darry. whatever they got goin on is rapidly leavin subtext. we gotta do somethin about this.

two is so crazy. homie is tryin to get some guy to fix the game everyone is bettin on. also. he needs to lose this hat. now.

OH. two owes these guys money. that's why he's doin the bettin thing. ok.

two bit gettin pissed. ohhhh. this is so important to me. let this man get mad. let him not be funny. let him find his breakin point n walk right over it.

AOUGH. IN THE SHOW TWO DOESNT DRINK. AGHHHHH. APUGH. we'll or rather he doesn't drink that often. pony says as much. aoughhh.

TIM IN HIS FUCK ASS SUITTTT

'go on Darry. tell em why I'm wearin your suit n brand new shoes' *the vilest up n down look over from Darry. most jealous ass line delivery ive ever heard from a man* 'church'

'tim shepards goin to CHURCH' pony is CACKLIN biggest cheesiest smile I've EVER seen

darry is actually not beatin the jealous allegations even a little bit. this whole scene is doin NOTHIN to convince me

'hey mathews! Just wanna remind you it's great to be alive man!' tim shoutin at two while he's got the nastiest hangover knocked out on the couch

'is he really going to church?' 'yeah. but not to find god' darry the man you are. he's so funny.

TIM N HIS SQUEAKY ASS SHOES. everyone in that church was givin him the MEANEST side eye

'I gotta run over to the bowlin alley for a while. guy rentin the shoes called in sick' what the HELL does that line mean. either. a. pony works at the bowlin alley n we have literally never heard about this before. or. b. pony just runs around coverin for people's shifts. n I dunno which is funnier.

the way two just. lies. so smoothy. aough. my son. 'hey if you're in some kinda trouble-' 'not to worry ponyboy' aough. they just care abiut each other.

also. off topic. but the way two says ponyboy is so interestin to me. need to study his accent. the y in pony is like. an implication. he doesn't even really pronounce it. he somehow makes ponyboy into a 2 syllable word just by drawin it out all weird. sorry. side tracked. I fuckin love accents man.

two goin to shoot a basket n just. fully missin. apugh. I love that kid.

also this guy two's tryin to convince to fix the game plays basketball right. n two just said. 'you're the lucky one. you got this. you might even get out. go to college'. dare I say. mason mccormick. actually. or even Darry curtis core.

awww two shot again n made it in this time. n he also said 'man I still got it' like he didn't miss so embarrassingly bad 10 seconds ago.

'well everyone loved your shoes n your suit' 'really🥺' tim save those big ass wet eyes for DARRY.

'as we all know. Jesus was just a simple carpenter' 'yeah n look where that got em' god DAMN. every so often they have a line that just goes insanely hard.

'two bit what's goin on?' 'I'm scared ponyboy' YES YES YES LET THEM ADMIT THEIR FEELINS PLEASE GOD BOOM SHAKALAKA YAS LORD

pony shakin his head in disappointment while two tells him about his gamblin problems like literally last episode he didn't say 'I won't bet!' n Darry side eyed the hell out of him n went 'like LAST time' this is clown to clown communication

'pony this is my worry not yours' 'nuh uh I'm gonna go get Darry soda n Steve' pony really said since when has anythin ever been individual round here. were practically the communist party. YOUR worry. try again. yeah. OUR problem

two only pronounces ponys full name when he's upset

'everyone thinks I'm the fun guy yeah. the clown? that ain't me' TWO BIT MATHEWS THEY COULD NEVER MAKE ME HATE YOUUU. YOU COULD NEVER BE JUST FUNNY BEER MAN TO ME IN EVERY UNIVERSE

'sometimes I wake up in the mornin I'm so scared my stomach gets all nervous. I thought the alcohol would make me feel less' I'm goin to throw the fuck up. two bit mathews. Jesus. fuck. my god. that's my baby.

'wherever you're goin. lemme go with you' AOUGHHG. THEY CARE SO MUCH ABIUT EACH OTHER. PONYS GONNA HELP TWO LEARN TO READDDDD. IM GONNA BE SICKKKK

two listenin to the game alone in his car. drinkin. I'm sick to my stomach. someone help that poot boy.

why are tim n darry completely full side pressed against each other at the bar top 🤨🏳️‍🌈❓️

sick of seein tim n this girl. go back to your husband tim.

ohh no fuck. two's team lost. oh no. augh. oh no my baby.

SODA TRIED OUT FOR THE BASKETBALL TEAM N GOT ON BUT GOT KICKED OFF FOR SMOKIN

the way. two can just lie so easily. like soda asks where he's been when he was in his car spiralin n two lies so smoothy soda just. swallows it. aough.

aough. uh. two is drivin drunk with Soda n these two girls in the car. mama. I fear there's no way this ends well.

OVER tim n this GIRL. look. I like her. her characters actually real interestin. but tim. go back to Darry please.

'I'm just as good as she is!' 'yeah. we're both as good as anybody' two I fear yall are not talkin about the same thing even a little

NOOO THEYRE JUMPIN MY BABY TWO CALLIN OUT FOR SODA BEFORE HE COLLAPSES?? just SHOOT me already AOUGH

the cops show up n sodas like layin on the ground n the cops got a flashlight on him n he is like?? servin insanely hard. comes by that shit naturally I guess. somethin about the curtis brothers the second the cops try to talk to them they pull out the most lethal face cards know to man

one. darry lecturin soda n two while they're both absolutely poutin on the couch. two. two bits got darrys shit on. three. pony is also just there. I fear these boys are incapable of stayin out of each other's business.

'I've known you a long time two bit. what's with the drinkin?' AOUGH. AGH. OUGH. OUCH.

OH PONYS GONNA TELL SODA N DARRY WHATS GOIN ON WITH TWO

'pony told me n darry about the gamblin. wanna talk about it?' THEY CARE SO MUCH ABOUT EACH OTHER🗣 THEY ARE SO GENTLE WISH EACH OTHER🗣 AOUGH

two bits whole monolouge about. gamblin. n his mom. n school. n not belongin. n lettin soda hold him while he cries ohhhh. yeah. uh. um. excuse me. I'm gonna be sick. I'm gonna lose my mind actually. like. ah. ok. hmm

DARRY N PONY WENT TO A DRAG RACE TOGETHER AWWW

'I'm better off with you outta my life.' 'yeah ok I deserved that' n then soda poutily stompin up the stairs

there ain't NO way they're gonna make me watch two get jumped for a THIRD TIME. Jesus he looks so SCARED. my BABY.

youre gonna jump THIS FACE?? my fuckin SON??

oh his homes rollin up nevermind. he brought the posse. if i was gonna jump someone n then the whole curtis gang n tim rolled up?? yeah hard pass. nevermind!!

TIM SODA N DARRY SPEAKIN UP FOR TWO APUGHHHH THE WHOLE GANG HUGGIN HIM. APUGHHHH. MY BABY.

'two swears he will never drink or gamble again. so far we're takin his good ambitions. one day at a time' GUYS I FEAR I GIGGLED

PONY HELPIN TWO LEARN TO READ DEAR GOD IM GONNA BE SICK THEM CURLED UP ON THE COUCH TOGETHER IM WAILIN

WATCH THIS

PLS