#iib

I will now proceed to attempt to summarize IIB based solely on memory!!!

So basically Lance, Shiro, Pidge and Hunk move into Shiro’s aunt and uncle’s old house but Lance is like ‘Wh??? Death?????? In MY house????????’ and Shiro’s like ‘get over it Lance.’

So then Lance is like ugh but he’s still on edge and like spoopy stuff keeps happening, like one time a book fell of a shelf.

SoooOOOooooOO spoOOoookyyy woooowww.

So ya because, like, yknow, ghosts aren’t real, of course nobody believed him, buT LITTLE DID THEY KNOW KEITH WAS HAUNTING THE PLACE DUN DUN DUUUUN.

(I honestly think Nika got this idea from thinking: why would Keith have a mullet anyways. whAT IF IT WAS ACTUALLY THE HAIRSTYLE AND HE’S A GHOST FROM THE 80’S :0 - and that’s how IIB was made).

So ya turns out Keith wasn’t just messing with Lance and that the house is haunted by like 100000 other ghosts, except while Keith can actually think like a human being these ghosts are galra and therefore are mindless zombies fun.

THE. STAKES. ARE. SET.

So then Lance keeps accidentally getting himself almost killed by galra and Keith is like ‘who tf are these people, holy shit is that shiro????? Damn he’s got some cute friends. CUTE FRIENDS WHO ARE FNKING IDIOTS LANCE GET AWAY AAAH’.

So that goes on for a couple of chapters, lance sees a picture of keith while shiro was looking through the Nostalgic Photo Album™ and was like damn shiro u got some hot relatives and shiro’s like lance he committed suicide and lance is like ;-; imma just. Welp.

Oh yeah there’s also a Mysterious Box™ in the Basement™ but the Basement™ gives off Bad Vibes™, so lance is like ‘better save that until the first climax whoops’.

Also he hears Keith’s voice so that’s a thing.

Something happens Keith get’s captured I don’t really remember but Lance ends up seeing him so that’s a plus!

I do remember the ACTUAL important scenes like Keith and Lance drawing on each other with marker and being really cute, or that time Lance carries Keith outside in the rain bridal style and I cried.

But then the stupid plot comes and ruins it all!!

I forgot to mention that while this Important Klance Stuff is going on we’re also learning backstory for this house and galra and altea. Basically voltron was a walking lion that looked like my elementary school’s mascot who was like ‘im gonna split into 5 smaller lions, and each of them is going to be a specific colour because im extra like that’.

So ya the mice were paladins and Alfor was too but alfor decided to go and die on everyone and haunted the castle for 10000000 years which eventually became keith’s house.

Keith could see alfor because he’s Special™ so keith and alfor became best buds.

That was all fun and dandy for a while until keith became a Rebellious Teen™ and was like ‘nuuuuu i wanna fight evil ghosts toooo it’s no faaaaiiir’ and Alfor was like NO but keith didnt listen and alfor ended up Double Dying. It’s like death, except For Real.

So now Alfor is dead and Keith (and eventually Lance) have to go and save the house because Haggar is salty about Keith and is probably PMSing.

So after Lance and Keith finally kiss and confess they have to go on this stupid mission and drag the rest of the gang on it.

Also Lance is the reincarnation of a mouse, but that isn’t very important.

Oh yeah and Pidge knew the whole time because they’re Smart™ and Shiro and Keith have a heartfelt reunion and Keith is like ‘sorry i yelled at you that one time’ and Shiro was like ‘nah man u inspired me’.

So they go into their Elements™ and do the lion stuff and save everyone!

Also Keith almost dies and him and matt have some afterlife bonding time before keith is like haha nope and skiddadles back to aliveness to be with lance and they live together in gay bliss for the rest of their lives.