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Explaining saw ships to my friend in the Pokémon fandom: yeah we do something different where our ship names make sense. You see, if there are two guys chained up in a bathroom, it’s chainshipping. If there are two girls and one’s in a shotgun collar and the other one out her there, it’s shotgun shipping. When someone’s in an ice block trap and the other one put him there, guess what the fuck the ship is called. And when they’re all apprentices or agents (sidebar, Hoffman is somehow the third wheel and punching bag in both polycules), three guesses what we call the weird little polycule!
Excluding coffinshipping which is your favorite mark ship?
Shockshipping (Rigg x mark
3Dshipping (Lawrence x mark)
Pipeshipping (Adam x mark)
Machinegunshipping (Gibson x mark)
Iceblockshipping (Eric x mark)
Mirrorshipping (John x mark)
Detectiveshipping (Fisk x mark)
Acidshipping (Easton x mark)
Coffeeshipping (Perez x mark)
Lawsuitshipping (art x mark)
saw au where nothing changes but Eric cheated on his wife with Mark Hoffman not Allison Kerry
Thinking about the fact that I actually found Eric attractive when he was younger, I figured I needed to write something about him looking like that, So I resorted to the most overused and horrendous AU that could exist: Police Academy/School/University/High School AU.
Or something like that, with Hoffman bullying him because he simply hates him and is very frustrated and needs to take it all out on some idiot he detests, which is why Eric is the best candidate... With a lot of sex involved, obviously. Even if Hoffman was originally going to be Strahm.
But anyway, It's just a really weird piece of crap fanfiction that I can't really explain lol.
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Speaking as a mad man, but please consider:
Mark Hoffman/Eric Matthews | Iceblockshipping
They've never interacted before (besides the Seesaw Platform) but LIKE, idk how to explain it but the chemistry is THERE!!
They'd most likely hate each other's guts tho. In my head, Hoffman is the one who found out about Matthews' corrupt police work and told Kramer about it, and he dangles that he knows in front of Matthews ["I know who you are."] And Matthews, the department's hot-head, threatens to do something to Hoffman if he releases that information. They dislike each other and the rest of the MPD can TASTE the tension in the air whenever those two are around each other.
IDK I'M RAMBLING LIKE A MAD MAN but I am a lil insane over them. I am ILLLL
Next, I will make an essay about Hoffman/Rigg/Tracy/Matthews– [Gets Reverse Beartrapped 2.0]
Im here creating god awful iceblockshipping art. I think the saw brainrot is entering its final stage i can't take this anymore.
Im thinking about how cool apprentice Eric would be. He's already basically doing what jigsquad does through his unwarranted vigilantism bullshit. He's kinda what i think Mark would be like if Danny and Angelina switched places. I imagine him slowly being broken through the half a year of captivity he had to endure.
Eric doesn't believe in bisexuality i think. He was 100% a bully as a kid. He probably called Mark slurs before. Evidently he doesn't have much luck with wemen. Him and Mark hate eachother but i like to believe that the technicality on which Seth was set free is Eric either tempering with evidence somehow or beating the shit out of the guy.
Miserable middle aged incel yaoi
Iceblockshipping is so problematic aura gap coded sorry not sorry