#iamdifferent

¤ Purple should really consider stopping his excursions to this doomed planet. 

Humanity was a wreck- they fought with eachother all the time, using deplorable reasons to justify things. Like saying they're saving a breed of people while simultaneously bombing the crap out of them and stealing their resources. Even irkens didn't do that. They were far more upfront with people they were going to mass genocide or enslave. 

Earth is 73% water. And with its usually liquid based weather patterns that was more then likely that where ever on the planet the tyrant went, it was more then likely to hurt or even kill him. A needless reminder that irkens burned at the hand of h2o. The purer it was the more it stung.

This planet was filthy. Period. Humans couldn't seem to keep it clean. But depite the many many reasons to hate Earth and its' begrudgingly superior species, it had so many redeemable qualities. Alot of the humans were nice, inviting, as if to redeem for their flawed species. Their cultures were beautiful, and brought along diversity among the race. The fact you could get humand in different breeds and colors made it even better. Some were taller, some were stronger, you get even get humans to come with purple hair. And the pièce de résistance;

Their food.

Their need to create, and create millions upon millions of unhealthy snacks and desserts. Drinks, comfort food, all greasy, all 100% carb and sugar loaded. All so, uncharacteristically irken. It was a major pro in marking this planet for conquering. Which was a horrendous thought. The only invader on this planet was- Zim. It was already assinged to him, they couldn't (and didn't want to) call him back. Zim was defective personality wise. He was still a fully functional invader.

Purple was an avid regular at comic book conventions. He never needed to wear a disguise, he was constantly being praised and followed. Always the center of attention, with a human entourage. Not to mention the food. And having all of the humans look up to you was nice- they were such a tall and creative species, but none of them caught his eyes or could compare to his human. The human who, unlike the rest of these peasents, was smart, had a unique accent, and tiny AND FLIPPING ADORABLE!

But another human did catch the violet rulers eyes. Across the street, dark yet pale. His razor teeth noticably sharp. All the features of a human- twisted to not be human. Just enough that it made a beautiful balance. So much not human that you might even question it. He needed to know more, some of the convention goers were over here, it wasn't to inconspicuous to float over.

He just needed to know more.

A lanky claw reached from behind, tapping gently on his shoulder twice. Should he turn around, he would be met face to narrow segmented metal, and the alien towering over him. Humans were touchy and quick to anger. He couldn't just flat out ask.