List of reasons why I am a possum:
Eats garbage
Life is a mess
Is ugly but a couple weirdos here and there think I'm actually cute
Has gross teeth
Doesn't like social interactions
Only likes to be active at night, but will put up with being active during the day when needed
Pretends to be unconscious when anyone tries to get something from me
Can sleep in some very uncomfortable places
Hisses
Don't touch me
Wait come back actually I need cuddles from, like, three people at once

















