Did you hear the one about Brett Kelly's party? It was a be there or be square kind of event, but just in case, I'll clue you in. Two words: bad chaos. I wonder if the Socs really thought it would just be a friendly little gathering of beautiful people? If so, they forgot all about what Rodney Dodger does best, and that, my friends, is a good show.
Howls broke through the night, and everything was rocked down to the bone. The sweet Greasers never disappoint, with blood, humiliation, and what's a party without some threats and s-e-x. Ben Dalton was not to be outdone, throwing the first vase only to be decked by both Ricky Jacobs and the choice Greaser leader. The hassle grew quickly in bloody number until Hailey Adams did what she does best: shock everybody. Causing the whole group to sweat as she went into "labor." That smart cookie had the place fight-free in about 2.5 seconds. But oh, if it were just that simple.
The Voxings had a little team thing going with their vicious attacks on Brynn Turner and her doting, puppy-eyed best friend, the host of the party himself. They had them worked up and fuming, even leaving Miss Turner with a nice little slice on her hand. Well done, Voxings. You should remember what a good team you two siblings make.
Brett and Brynn did draw attention later during my favorite portion of the evening, 'Never Have I Ever.' Recap, you ask? Well, Ryan abandons, Cain has mommy issues, Brett falls in love with best friends, and Hunter gets dethroned. Rodney couldn't resist his long-standing feud with the Finn boy, and created an uproar. Can we say checkmate, yet? Nope, not if I know Hunter Finn.
Meanwhile, Sherri Voxing must get her kicks from intimidation and bodily injury...oh and Castello Jacobsen, of course. The two were caught sucking face and later leaving the party together. What kind of reporter doesn't follow up? She entered his humble abode and didn't leave till the next morning. Ooh-la-la. If you know what I mean. Where does that leave Gwen Tanner, who was MIA at the party but not at the Kinneys with the budding Greaser casanova earlier this month? She was also spotted later that same day with the Jacobsens heading to their house. Hmm....well, we did always know that Sherri was someone you take to bed but not your mother's. I wouldn't hold your breath for that ring to make an honest woman out of you, Sherri dear. We like you as more the dishonest type.
Oh, but who did get a ring? Yes, Carmen Welch did. The Greaser King and Queen made their volatile relationship work, or so it would seem...stay tuned because they haven't made it down the aisle yet. There are still drunken nights at Fred's, and that little Soc girl weakness of his to be overcome first.