#castellojacobsen

Love is in the air, must be that Valentine's mojo. So as the leader's bloods are bubbling with the anticipation of a coming war, their teams are falling victim to teenage hormones. 

A source close to the vine reported that Gwen Tanner's car was parked outside, of all places, the Jacobsen home. Before you try to make excuses for innocent reasons for the visit, let me tell you that the clock was striking 2 a.m. and she didn't leave until the following morning. Purity becomes quite underrated when ladies find themselves under the Castello Jacobsen spell. Suppose Sherri Voxing suspicions were dead on? A woman's intuition should never be underestimated, dudes.

Apparently, Ricky Jacobs is not one to heed advice because he and Odette Wilson were caught sucking face (yes, for those keeping score, this is the second time.) I hear she's his girl now. Match made in cooking heaven or secret hell? I have my bets, go make yours.

Keep your calendars marked, clocks are ticking away for Dodger Bear's birth. A little digging got me a date, are you free on February 27th? 

Don't forget those Valentine's confessions. Want to tell a long lost crush how you feel? Want to humiliate an ex? I'm taking it all from the romantic to the bitter. Let's make for a wicked Valentine's Day, shall we?

Stay Fab!

Your favorite wicked columnist here to dish the dirt to stir the quiet winds of our fair town. Winds that blow soft whispers of mint juice. After putting Sherri Voxing and Castello Jacobsen on the hook about their relationship or lack thereof, life continues to become more complicated. So here's the skinny: Cas himself has been spotted frequently with none other than Gwen Tanner. A source speculates that it's his rebound from Sherri or hers from Rodney. I say...perhaps it's both?

Carmen Welch was tagged in the streets with the man showing compassion, going so far as to wish him a Merry Christmas and call him a brother. Is he back in Rodney's good graces? The way the Greaser leader was eying him at the street race casts doubt on this. Does Papa know what Mama is doing? Hm.

Speaking of being tagged, Hailey Adams and Cas hit the town a few nights ago. Let me tell it like it is: a PG Mrs. Adams was spotted dancing and getting extra friendly with a man that was not her unsuspecting Greaser husband. Unless Cain suddenly got a really, really good tan...if you know what I mean.

It's the season for parties, and as you all know, the more out of sight parties, the more out of sight gossip to go with it. Happy Holidays and as always...

Stay Fab!

Dear Anonymous Reader,

Oh boy, do I ever have scoop about that fiery event. Well, from the hushed whispers and then the very loud complaints from disgruntled Greasers, there is very little secret to spill. Ryan Voxing and Marie Blevins being back in town has brought new life and destruction to the Greasers as always. There was a joyous welcome back for both, but not so much for Ryan from sister dearest. Unfortunately for party-goers hoping for a party of all things, Castello Jacobsen was once again spotted at a Greaser function (this boy has a really inconvenient way of not taking a hint) and was invited by Rodney’s third for a round of drug-induced “fun,” which we all know is Greaser talk for torture and possible hospitalization. I hear Sherri’s head spun clear around on her shoulders as Cas was given LSD. Spewing fury and confessions of days of whoring past, she tore into Ryan over the issue before storming off after kissing her ex in front of the rabid dogs and attempting to plead her case to no avail. Carmen was seen following her after a bitter bickering with her beau, while Seth Mann was seen shoving the Greaser leader in order to protect Castello from Rodney’s infamous wrath. A begrudged peace fell over the night, but not after Ryan was pushed by Cas nearly into their bonfire, Bria Martins and Griffin Walters were seen sucking each other’s face off (before being rudely interrupted by the night’s aforementioned events, my apologies), and there were screaming matches galore.

My, oh my, trouble in paradise is always devastating to report. I need a Kleenex just to write this. Greasers falling apart? Let’s hope the Socs don’t get wind of such cracks in the ‘family’ foundation. Oh…they already have?

This could get nasty. Wear a helmet.

Sincerely,

Sherri lifted Nat above her head, and kissed the baby’s stomach, earning giggles from the baby. She placed the baby in her lap, and pointed to her cheek having Nat give her a kiss. “Hey baby girl, ya ready for Daddy to visit?” Sherri asked placing the baby on the blanket that had all her toys. That included Todo who would probably never see the box with her costume again. “Don’t tell Uncle Griffin that we’re calling Cas Daddy, okay? I don’t think he’d like it.” She muttered under her breath. Sherri stood up when she heard a knock. “S’open.”

This wicked columnist has been drowning in your tips and juice, my favorite little finks. One night created waves that are still rippling through town. What's a good gossip to do, but point out the obviously missed? So here we are: the reveal edition.

Congratulations to the foxy mamas, Tulsa's population is about to increase in testosterone. Two strapping boys are brewing in those tummies. There were cheers and celebration amongst most until we had two heart-stopping (sorry, Cain, poor word choice) party-crashers. The theme of the evening was apparently twos. Oh, baby, baby.

Castello Jacobsen, a man nearly as hated by the Greasers as the Socials, showed up with said latter party, Gwen Tanner. What is it with the Greaser boys and this little lady? What's with her and the tortured soul? The party nearly went from reveal to rumble when these two made their public appearance. Rodney Dodger and his infamous temper ignited at the sight, flashbacks of the brutal beating dealt by the three top Wolf Pack boys were nearly visible in his eyes. Everyone feared round two to bring the party crumbling into violence, when the Greasers did a 180 on their leader. Reporting history, you read it right, you read it here. The Greasers turned on their fearless, once respected leader. The crowd, both Soc and Greaser alike, witnessed the shocking events, as Rodney was seen leaving in a rage without girlfriend, Carmen Welch.

Speaking of the perfect Greaser couple, there is trouble in paradise it would seem. Can she handle that rage? How about the lies? When asked for comment, Mama Greaser replied, in her colorful way, that she had no idea what was going on between Papa Greaser and angel-face. Blaming the entire catastrophe on Cas and the Socials, she remains blind.

How did it end you ask? Well, remember our theme of twos. Two by two they left. After telling her "brother" off, Sherri was seen leaving the house with AJ but...we'll come back to this. Bookmark it. Brett took Gwen and her tragic tears home, while his best friend, Brynn Turner with whom no one reports seeing him speak, left with Cade Madden. These two always seem to end up together, a sign of fate or pure coincidence? While the very absent Emily commented later that he wouldn't hurt her, she wasn't there to see how naturally his arms held Brynn or what happened after they got in his car. Cain took Cas off to the side and berated him for a good few minutes in which Cas was later seen visibly upset and shocked by something the boy said involving a certain brunette and a coma. Oops. Cas saw an opportunity to escape and did, while Sherri was seen heading off alone without AJ after a highly emotional chat. Hope you bookmarked it, because we're back to her. The two former lovers and baby-makers were seen walking home together. He was seen comforting her, and the boys are not going to like how this story ends.

The group was polled on their various experiences, and most desperately wished me to post sunshine and rainbows, Jamie Hall in particular. This could be due to the fact that something very much confused her about Cas. Not sure if it was Seth's first love or that he was the girl's cousin.  Robin Starveling Jacobsen and Seth Mann, as you will all remember, were quite the item back a few months ago. Catch the last name? Yes, that's right, Jacobsen is no coincidence, the two are cousins. Explains Seth's need to come to the boy's aid, doesn't it? Because this relationship was complete with a 'going to the chapel and we're gonna get...'

Take a wise word from Seth, "everyone makes mistakes." Who did that night? Who will at the coming re-opening of Fred's? At the carnival? Keeping the juice coming, and I'll keep the scoop in beautiful black and white.

Stay Fab!

-Sherri walked into the record store, tracing her fingers along a couple of the records, hoping she’d picked a time Cas would be working. She just wanted to see what Rodney constituted as ‘still breathing’. He had been in a wheelchair after being best with a bat. He should’ve known better. She looked up, hearing approaching footsteps.- Hi.

Cas had told Sherri he had something to tell her, and if she was being frank, she had no clue what it was. It could either be really bad or really good, and she was hoping it was good. She, of course, had to walk. That’s what Mona’s money was going towards; a car. For her and Ryan. It was bad enough they lived in a hut, but having to walk everywhere- even if something was an emergency -that just sucked.

Sherri sighed contently thinking about Cas. She hadn’t been this happy in a long time, and it was really nice. She always felt better around him. Safer, happier, stronger. It just worked for her. More importantly, she felt a certain element of protection over him. She wouldn’t have given it a second thought before, but after she found him huddled in the corner that one night, it kind of changed since.