#hufflepuff problems

Poppy "Can I pet that dog?" MC "Poppy that is a dragon" Poppy " Is that a yes?" MC *Shakes her head*

Slytherin: DUMB WAYS TO DIE SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE (x’s 15)

Hufflepuff: HOW ARE YOU TORTURING US WHEN YOU’RE THE ONE LOCKED IN THE PANTRY

Gryffindor: *singing along under their breath*

Ravenclaw: I GIVE UP *lets Slytherin out*

Gryffindor and Slytherin: DUMB WAYS TO DIE-

Every Other House in Hogwarts : I am the Left Brain, I am the Left Brain. I work really hard 'til my inevitable death brain. You got a job to do, you better do it right, and the right way is with the left brain's might

 September 1st; Great Hall

Slytherin #1: “I can’t believe my sister was put into that pathetic house- I always knew she was weak but at the very least I thought she’d be in Ravenclaw!”

Slytherin #2: *snobishly exclaims* “I cannot say I disagree, it’s a shame she was put into Hufflepuff, everyone knows ‘Hufflepuff’s are weak’!”

Slytherin #1: “Just wait until word gets back to my parents- she’ll be disowned in a flash! Then I’ll be next in line to be my families head of house!”

Entire Hufflepuff Table: *slowly turns heads, ice cold look in their eyes*

Hufflepuff #1: *stands up, all of Hufflepuff house behind him* “I’m sorry, but what did you just say? I’m certain that I didn’t hear you say that you were going to have one of our Puff’s disowned for their house affiliation.” 

Rest of Hufflepuff House: *several crack knuckes and bones, steely glares on each of their faces*

Slytherin #1: “*scoffs* P-please, like you pathetic Puffs could lay a finger on me!”

Slytherin table: *stands*

Hufflepuff #1: *bends down and whispers in ear* “Oh we definitely could, would you like to test our loyalty?”

Everyone: *silence*

Hufflepuff #4 (Slytherin #1′s sister): “You git! *casts bat bogey hex on her bro*.”

Slytherin’s: *slowly sit down, fearful*

Hufflepuff #4: “That’ll show em, thanks guys for sticking by me, how about we go and enjoy the meal?”

Slytherin: I can tell you’re thinking something so just say it.

Hufflepuff: .................you look like a mother trying to fit in with her kids and she wants to talk to the manager... sorry