Average conversation with a Hufflepuff having problems with someone (as a Slytherin):
Hufflepuff: This person is treating me badly what do I do?
me: Cruciatus Curse.
Hufflepuff: What? No!
me: Poison their cauldron cakes and give them to them with a sweet smile and an "I hope we can get past this."
Hufflepuff: Maybe... Still a bit much though?...
me: Manipulate them into dog-earing a book in front of a Ravenclaw. They know many absolutely-should-be-banned-but-are-so-forgotten-they-aren't curses and that is a sure fire way to get them to actually use one. Or three.
Hufflepuff: Absolutely not! I can't have getting rid of a body on my conscience.
me: Very well. Talk to me, tell me everything from start to finish, with lots of description on how you fee- the fuck do you want?
Gryffindor: This person is treating me badly as well what do I do?
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¤MODERN DAY SLYHERIN IN MY EYES¤ (This is my point of view as a slytherin myself, so most of these are from my own experience and life. So pls no hate if you don't like smthg here and not sorry if there are mistakes, England and America fucked up my country pretty bad but no hate for the people of those country or at least most of them. Ok i'm starting to yap sorry)
●Messy room
●Unclean clothes being worn over and over again
●Cigarettes whenever they have time to smoke
●really tall nails or really short, no in between
●nails waterpalet: red, black, silver and milky
●heel bites
●usually wears converse but wears high heels from time to time
●Two worn out leather jackets
●owns lots of rings but only wears specific ones
●The same paire of earings with all their outfit
●black cats being their obsession since they wre kids but choosing owls for school cause their cat is *too precious* to be in a school where no one can take care of them
●Spend their money on clothes, cigarettes and perfumes
●black eyeliner when feeling a little bored (usually bare face with only a little of blush and lip balm, dark red lip balm to be specific)
●The only house to get a dorm of your own since they are fewer than other houses when it comes to students(a.k.a no room mates, wich they all appreciate and love)
●love snakes but they are not allowed (ifykyk)
●a hatred for the house of the gryffindor since they were kids for an unknown reason
●always thinking they were hufflepuff but the sorting hat said otherwise
●coffee in the morning and lots of afternoon tea
● clothes laying randomly on their bed and their desk chair(usually a black leather jacket)
● part of the LGBTQ+ but no one really notices unless they tell them themselves
●Having an obsession with a specific person from their same sex, they say it's bc they have a lot in common but usually bc they have a crush and not wanting to admit it.
●black boots that look like only an old cowboy with two divorces and four kids would wear
●their converse being thrown in different places of their dorm
●having a weird love-hate relationship with their school and mates and never knowing the reason.
●she wants revenge being one of their favorite childhood bands (and still till this day)
●either the oldest child or the youngest (rare to be the middle)
●th black sheep that no one cares about unless they fail, then it turns on them and getting called 'lazy' and 'good for nothing' of a child
●either unseen or really focused on in family gatherings
●they are either the top of their class or re-doing their senior year at least twice
●loving goth music and subculture but never considering themselves as one
●not seeing themselves as alternative
●people saying they are either goth punk or pure punk but never really feeling so
● they hate labels and categorising themselves
●they are either happy and talkative or mad asf and don't talk
●likes to sit silently in friend groups and only listening and maybe smoke a cigarette
●acts like they respect rules and everyone thinks so but; they actually break them without letting anyone notice
Thinking about during readers relationship with mattheo riddle, their hair would be a really dark brown, any makeup would be to accentuate darker features, and all shades of dark clothing. Obviously mattheo would be incredibly / forcefully influential in their life, so his habits and hobbies would be made to become theirs too.
Post breakup reader has their hair a lighter, honey ish brown, soft makeup with a glowy highlight, and starting to find their own interests again like reading in the courtyard in the sun (I’m picturing under the tree Draco is in in goblet of fire)
I really think mattheo would be into the innocence of a hufflepuff reader, whether he wants to keep that innocence or he has a thing for corrupting them, I’m not too sure 🤷🏻♀️
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Casualidad que encontrara ese hilo de reddit de hace años nada más terminar de trabajar en un capítulo en el que un Slytherin convence a un Hufflepuff de no abandonar sus sueños y seguir perseverando en su carrera juntos.
Hasta ahora los Hufflepuff habían sido el soporte emocional del Slytherin (siguiendo la tradición del legendario Monstruo de Hufflepuff):
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Pero si hay algo que caracteriza a Cad es que no lleva bien los continuos rechazos, y después de una década de frustraciones deportivas, estaba a punto de tirar la toalla.
No contaba con un Slytherin tan acostumbrado a levantarse tras arrastrarse por el suelo, que a estas alturas de la vida tiene ya fuerzas para los dos. Y una meta muy, MUY clara. 🐍❤️🦡
Saudade (n.) - a nostalgic longing to be near again to something or someone that is distant, or that has been loved and then lost.
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"Are you wearing that to the game?"
Hufflepuff turns away from the mirror to Nicholas, who is sitting at the edge of her bed. "Yeah," she smoothes out the fabric of her dress. "Why, does it look bad?"
"No, no, babe." Nicholas gets up and walks to her side. Clasping her hands, he turns her so that she faces the mirror again. "You look beautiful," he rests his chin on her shoulder. "I just want you all to myself."
Hufflepuff hums a laugh. "Well, I'm all yours."
He tightens his grip around her waist and grins at their reflection. "Yea. It's just...it might be cold out. You should wear a jacket over that."
"Nicholas," she laughs. "It's like 23 degrees out. I'll be okay."
"You never know when the wind will pick up." He flops back on her bed. "C'mon, just wear something else. You have so many other nice clothes."
"Okay," Hufflepuff crosses her arms, "just say you hate this dress."
"No, it's not that!...well...kinda."
She scoffs a laugh and throws a stray sock in his direction. He dodges and wraps her into a bear hug, pulling her onto the bed with him. "I'm sorry, I wasn't lying when I said you looked beautiful. It's just...it's green."
Hufflepuff blinks. "...okay?"
He sighs. "I just think it's weird if you wear green to my Quidditch game tonight. You know we're playing against the Slytherin house, right?"
"Oh...I wasn't thinking about that when I chose this dress. Green is just my favorite color."
At his humorless face, she drops the smile. "Red is too--!"
"I can't believe you just said that," he groans, sliding off the bed.
"I was just kidding!" She laughs, trying to grab ahold of his arm. "I'm sorry."
He crosses his arms and looks away. Hufflepuff nestles up behind him and slides her arms over his shoulders. "Nick, don't be mad. I'll wear something red for tonight, okay?"
After a moment, Nicholas tilts his head up to meet her gaze. "Green isn't even that great, anyway."
She brushes their noses together and kisses him between the eyebrows. "You're real cute when you're jealous."
"I'm not jealous," he grumbles, sliding over to the trunk at the front of her bed. "C'mon, I'll help you pick something out."
"Okay," Hufflepuff perches forward against the footboard railing. "Hit me."
Nicholas adorns a furry scarf and drapes it dramatically over his shoulder. "This'd be perfect for the weather outside."
"Yes," she blows at the feathers, "if you want me to sweat to death."
He laughs and continues looking through her clothes, making small comments as he combs around.
His smile disappears.
"Did you find my ugly turtleneck," Hufflepuff asks. "You'd be surprised, it's actually really comfortable."
Nicholas wordlessly lifts up a green sweatshirt. His face is unreadable as he thumbs the tiny snake emblem on the hem. "Is...this Lestrange's?"
Hufflepuff's mouth goes dry as she stares at Slytherin's sweatshirt. She opens her mouth to speak, but nothing comes out.
Nicholas nods and stands up, tossing the sweatshirt over the bed railing. "Yeah," he chuckles humorlessly, turning away. "I thought so."
"I can explain," she follows him across the room and grabs his hand. "Nick, he just lended it to me when I was cold--"
"So explain why it's still here!" He wheels around and yanks away from Hufflepuff's grasp, his eyes fiery. "Explain why you still have it!"
"I..." When she doesn't finish her sentence, Nicholas shakes his head.
"You told me nothing's ever happened between you two, but be honest, Hufflepuff. Is that true?" Hufflepuff's eyebrows knit together as she looks down at her feet. "Hufflepuff..."
After a beat, she nods slowly. "We...kissed. But we were drunk, and it was a one-time thing, I promise!" Tears well up in her eyes. "I'm sorry I lied to you before, I didn't wanna lose you because I saw how upset you were when I was talking to Slytherin. But I promise we're only friends, nothing more. And I'm with you now, he knows that."
"And you?" Nick's eyes are cold. "Do you know that?"
"Nick...of course I do, what...--"
"I see how you look at him sometimes," he mutters, his fists balled. "And the way he looks at you. I know he has feelings for you, I can just feel it."
"That's not true--"
"How can I trust what you say," Nick explodes. "You lied to me, Hufflepuff."
"I know, I'm sorry." Her vision blurs as she looks up at him with pleading eyes. "It was really shitty of me to do, and I can't take that back now. I understand if you don't wanna be with me anymore...but please, if there's anything I can do to prove how sorry I am."
Her sniffles fill the silence when, at last, Nicholas gingerly wipes a tear away from her cheek. "I still want to be with you," he says quietly. "Just promise you'll never lie to me again."
"I promise." She wraps into his embrace, letting out the breath she was holding. "I'm sorry, Nicholas."
"I know," he murmurs. "You're with me now, and that's all that matters. But you have to promise me something else." He pulls back to look at her.
Hufflepuff wipes her face and nods, giving him a small smile.
"Anything."
Author's note:
happy six year (+ 1 day) anniversary of the slytherpuff series...don't hate me. it's gonna get real angsty...
more to come <3 reblogs are always appreciated! let me know what you think in the comments/asks!! wot do u predict is gonna happen in part 2... stay tuned ;)
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heyyy, after that diabolical cliffhanger, i'm literally begging you to continue with the slytherpuff series
guys update i tried finding my files containing the draft and outline of the slytherpuff series plus all my other fic ideas and potential new series, and i found out that all of my files from that specific email were deleted.......
but i still remember the general ideas of what i wrote so dont worry :’) i pinky promise im gonna release the next part of the series soon
