#ravenclaw problems

Ravenclaw: exist two types of slytherin. One that when is cold go with a blanket on their shoulders everywhere, feeling like a royal and good mood because of the cold.

Ravenclaw: And the second type...

Slytherin, holding a big mug with coffee/tea: there's no other type, Raven.

Ravenclaw: but-

Hufflepuff, painting a bunny on the end of the blanket Slytherin is wearing (and also wearing a blanket): You know... Slytherin is right.

Ravenclaw: no, I was going to say-

Slytherin, wearing a crown that matches the blanket: just one type, and this one type is called royalty.

Bonus:

Ravenclaw, go to their bedroom frustrated:

Ravenclaw, see a blanket in their bed: ...

Ravenclaw: no way...

Ravenclaw, look to see if have anyone around: I guess...

Ravenclaw, wearing the blanket: so comfy...

Ravenclaw: I like to sit on the sofa in my comfy pajamas and with a cup of coffee and some cookies and research the hell out of completely unnecessary things only to rant about them later

Interviewer:

Gryffindor: has a competition on who can find the most hand sanitizer

Ravenclaw: washes hands like a rational person

Hufflepuff: stocks up on food and makes sure everyone stays inside and safe

slytherin: i think, therefore i am

I know I'm late but happy Ravenclaw pride day.

Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,

if you've a ready mind,

Where those of wit and learning,

Late nights 

Studying 

Stargazing 

Campfires with friends

Astrology 

Being super smart but not trying in school

Drinking too much coffee and tea 

Collecting stamps

Reading classic novels 

Second hand bookstores 

Having unique fashion sense 

Solving einstein's riddle in a day

Dark colours 

Not understanding the latest trends 

Pulling an all nighter for no reason (finishing a book)

Reading too much (even though that's not a thing)

Correcting people’s grammar 

Procrastinating 

Long phone calls 

Appreciating art 

Having a good taste in music