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Hogwarts Rumor Mill: Apparently there is a fifth Hogwarts ghost! Hogwarts legend says she lurks in some abandoned bathroom!

Hufflepuff First Years: ...! “Let’s go find her! She must be lonely!”

*After finding Myrtle and hearing her story*

Hufflepuff #1: “I’m so sorry Myrtle, you must have been so scared- *sob* and so alone!”

Hufflpuff #2: “I promise that you won’t be so lonely anymore, I’ll let the rest of my house now so you’ll have many more visitors! What do you think of that?” 

Myrtle: “Ooh, that’s alright, I’ll be fine here....”

Hufflepuff #3: *gasps* “No one would be alright by themselves! I promise it won’t be any trouble at all! We’re all more than happy to accompany you!”

Myrtle: “Alright... if you insist, but you really don’t have to...”

Professor Mcgonagoll: “Remember to practice transfiguring your socks into handkerchiefs- that will be all for assignment work tonight, I will be seeing you all tomorrow.”

Muggleborn #1: *ringtone (Guren No Yumiya) echoes throughout the classroom* “U-um-”

Muggleborn #2: *false look of terror on her face as she stares off into the distance and points as the space behing Muglleborn #1* “O-oh my god! The wall!”

Halfblood #1: *screeches* “The titans! T-they’re coming!”

Muggleborn #2: “Where are the Survey Corps?!”

Halfblood #2: “R-RUN THEY’RE COMING! *dashes out of the transfiguration classroom, followed by many other muggleborns and halfbloods, all of them gripping their muggle made pencils in both hands, running Naruto style*

Pureblood: “Damn mudbloods, never making sense!”

 September 1st; Great Hall

Slytherin #1: “I can’t believe my sister was put into that pathetic house- I always knew she was weak but at the very least I thought she’d be in Ravenclaw!”

Slytherin #2: *snobishly exclaims* “I cannot say I disagree, it’s a shame she was put into Hufflepuff, everyone knows ‘Hufflepuff’s are weak’!”

Slytherin #1: “Just wait until word gets back to my parents- she’ll be disowned in a flash! Then I’ll be next in line to be my families head of house!”

Entire Hufflepuff Table: *slowly turns heads, ice cold look in their eyes*

Hufflepuff #1: *stands up, all of Hufflepuff house behind him* “I’m sorry, but what did you just say? I’m certain that I didn’t hear you say that you were going to have one of our Puff’s disowned for their house affiliation.” 

Rest of Hufflepuff House: *several crack knuckes and bones, steely glares on each of their faces*

Slytherin #1: “*scoffs* P-please, like you pathetic Puffs could lay a finger on me!”

Slytherin table: *stands*

Hufflepuff #1: *bends down and whispers in ear* “Oh we definitely could, would you like to test our loyalty?”

Everyone: *silence*

Hufflepuff #4 (Slytherin #1′s sister): “You git! *casts bat bogey hex on her bro*.”

Slytherin’s: *slowly sit down, fearful*

Hufflepuff #4: “That’ll show em, thanks guys for sticking by me, how about we go and enjoy the meal?”