May 2, 2021
Ravenclaw: Slytherin's emotions are like fine wine.
Hufflepuff: How so?
Ravenclaw: They stay bottled up for years and can kill if released incorrectly.
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Ravenclaw: Slytherin's emotions are like fine wine.
Hufflepuff: How so?
Ravenclaw: They stay bottled up for years and can kill if released incorrectly.
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Hufflepuff: Is this one funny? *grabs eye shadow palette* Dancing green? Oh it's not funny...
Slytherin: Dancing green, you know, like Dancing queen.
Hufflepuff: Oh, It is funny I'm just stupid.
Slytherin: Hufflepuff is black. I'm gay. We make culture.
Ravenclaw: How do you two not have a show on Bravo?
Hufflepuff Boy x Slytherin Girl
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Please comment which pairings with the 4 houses do you ship the most? For example Ravenclaw + Gryffindor and Slytherin + Hufflepuff.
The houses as shit I've said
Gryffindor: "People say I'm brave for doing things but the reality is I'm just stupid enough to do stuff."
Slytherin: "Fighting physically is dumb, why not just find out their secrets and blackmail them?"
Hufflepuff: "I wish I could own 10 dogs and have a therapy group with people while they pet them, that'd be nice."
Ravenclaw: "I studied until 1 for this test so if I don't pass I will genuinely contemplate suicide."
a real convo between me and my hufflepuff friend
*sees me vibrating like im a phone ringing on silent*
Hufflepuff: whats wrong with you??
Slytherin: uhm idek. i was drinking coffee and now i feel nauseous and filled with anxiety.
Hufflepuff: you should drink tea. it helps.
Slytherin: uh,,,,, no thank you ill take some pills and drink my beautiful coffee. also watch me not care and vibrate away from this convo.