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Gryffindor: Can I go get breakfast

Slytherin professor: They won’t give it to you.

Gryffindor: (walking out the door) Yeah they will, I’m Gryffindor.

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Inosuke: I’m sick, should I 1) take a shot of vitamin c or 2. Chug this entire thing of hand sanitizer.

#demon slayer #kny inosuke #inosuke #inosuke hashibira #kimetsu inosuke #kny #kimetsu no yaiba

Slytherin: I am going to be a trophy husband, watch. I’ll be a soccer dad.

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Gojo: I have no fucking curfew! Gojo’s in charge of himself!

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Ravenclaw: Can we switch it back?

Slytherin professor: No you can’t switch it back. Sometimes life throws you curveballs.

Gryffindor: Then it gives you lemons

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(talking about how we are behind of where the other class was)

Ace: I think the reason we’re so far behind is because we’re more interested in the subject.

Marco: (laughs from the back of the classroom)

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Slytherin professor: (takes away Gryffindor's friend card)

Gryffindor: That’s okay, I don’t have any friends anyways.

Slytherin professor: We noticed.

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MC: Do you ever store orangutans in your basement and train them to use guns so you can reenact planet of the apes?

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Gryffindor: A world without Hufflepuff is not a world I want to live in. I’m going to have to jump off of the bridge under construction.

Slytherin professor: I’m going to need you to come to my office tomorrow morning.

Gryffindor: I can’t, I’ll already be off of the bridge.

Leasli: If you had to give up one of the human rights in the human bubbles (drawings on the whiteboard) what would you give up?

April: Caring

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Slytherin Professor: Please don’t write in the book

Gryffindor: It tells me to though

Slytherin: I will hurt you

kyo : I’d like to commit to the university of suicide.

#fruits basket #kyo sohma #kyo souma #kyo soma

Hufflepuff: Let me get back to you on that cause I don’t know everything. Actually, I do know everything, but not that.

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Kili: You’ve got to tell me when you don’t want me to say these things, otherwise I’ll say these dumb things all year long

#the hobbit #hobbit #th #kili

Hufflepuff: (Gives something to first-year Hufflepuff)

Hufflepuff Head of the house: When someone gives you something, what do you say?

1st-year Hufflepuff: My favorite animal is dinosaurs

Head of the house: No, what do you say?

1st year: dinosaur.

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Zoro: WRONG! You could have said, “no.” and made your grandma cry

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Ravenclaw: How long do you think she had to sit there?

Slytherin: a few weeks

Ravenclaw: And the worst thing is i don’t even like the painting.

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