#helth

I fuckin' hate LPR. "Ooh, you ate a small piece of chocolate yesterday. Now you can't breathe." Sorry I expected my human body to be able to process ordinarily innocuous foodstuffs.

not that i expect anyone else to relate to this but when reading smut i'm always really confused by sex positions where they're not facing each other and one of them turns their head around to look at the other. like how does that work??? then i remember that it's probably been years since i had a normal range of motion in my neck 🤪

i've gotten better at recognizing migraine prodrome symptoms but it sucks because there isn't really anything i can do about it so i just sit there going :( until the pain gets bad enough that i can justify an abortive

When I die (from head hurty so bad) someone needs to go through my WIP folder in my Google drive and post everything in it in one giant one shot collection fic regardless of how finished it is and just title the chapter whatever the Google doc title was and anyways I forget what I was saying (my head hurts soooo bad) but this seems like a really good idea that everyone would love. How can we make giant one shot collection fics where you can’t tell what chapter any of the tags refer to even better

Does anyone else drink hydralyte first thing in the morning to give you a hydration buff so you dont need to worry about drinking water??? just me?

Sometimes I wish I was a cave fish without any eyes