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Pairing: Nick x Female!Reader (Platonic/Wingwoman!Reader) 

Prompt:F Fake dating

“You can’t keep this up,sooner or later you’re going to realize denying who you are is a big mistake”

“I’m not denying it,I just need time to figure it out”

“Nick,you’re not going to figure it out by pretending it’s not real. You need to go for it,who cares what people say and if they turn their backs on you then they were never really your friends”

“I'm just not ready for anyone else to know”

“I'll stay by your side however long it takes,but I can tell you love him if you explain it I'm sure he'll understand”

“But what if he doesn't want to keep it a secret,for now”

“He's been through a lot,but he's too sweet to ever out you. I doubt he'd put you through what he had to go through. Just talk to him,why don’t you take him with you to that party” You were approaching Truham so you had to stop the conversation,you said your goodbyes. “Talk to him and then let me know if I have to eat all the ice cream by myself” He laughed,you kissed his cheek. Which was fake as everything between you currently was,except the friendship underneath which was what led you here. 

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“Then we kissed” It was the same night as Harry’s party and Nick had left early to come see you,unlike you his night was eventful. You kept listening to him tell you about it.

“Then what happened?” 

“I hear Harry and his friends call out to me,and” He sighed. “He tried to apologize,sort of,I don’t even think you can call it an apology”

“If I heard the word sorry come out of his mouth I’d be convinced he’s been body swapped or brainwashed” He laughed “What happened with Char?”

“Char?” You shrugged, “I went back and he was gone,and Y/N I don’t know what to do anymore. Does that mean he doesn’t want to talk to me or that he regrets it or-”

“Nick!,slow down”

“How can I? I’m having a full on gay crisis”

“Well how do you feel? What do you want?”

“I don’t know I’m really confused,he’s my friend but I really want to kiss him again and again”

“Well you’re my friend and sorry to disappoint you but I don’t feel like kissing you over and over” He laughed,before sitting back down. “Nick it’s obvious you’re in love with him,I think he realized he messed up when you ran of to talk to Harry”

“I should call him and explain”

“No,you should go talk to him face to face,also you should explain to him how were not really a couple”

“Should’ve probably done that before I kissed him. I’ll go talk to him” 

“Text me when you two become a thing”

“Will do,goodnight fake girlfriend”

"Goodnight fake boyfriend” 

The next afternoon you ended up getting a text from him

‘So we’re a couple now’

pls and ty

Auuugghhhh sorry I haven’t been writing much!!! Kinda got distracted and ended up not doing much so I may be a bit more slow with everything

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John x Reader who’s clingy and makes cringe jokes

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* As the resident jokester John would LOVE your jokes, he may poke fun at them sometimes but it’s lighthearted and he ends up laughing anyway.

* He’ll also add onto your jokes, making them even cringier and full of references to movies but he doesn’t care, he’s having fun with you and that’s all that matters!

* If any of his friends poked fun at the two of you he would roll his eyes and start bantering with them, holding your hand while doing so.

* He doesn’t mind your clinginess, it’s part of what makes you- well- you! And he loves you!!!

* You guys always have SOME sort of physical contact, he isn’t uncomfortable with PDA, he loves you and the world should know it!!!

* He loves cuddling and hugging you, especially while you both joke and talk about random stuff

* You both are literally just two peas in a pod

* As mentioned in a previous post jokes are VERY important for him, so he definitely enjoys your jokes!

* He absolutely adores you and will always let you know <3

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Oh no, I'm so sorry! D: I hope you feel better soon! *BIGGG hugs!* Idk if this'll help but I hope you like it and the rest of your day goes much better <3

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Though some may find it hard to believe, Dirk really, really enjoys physical affection. He's incredibly touch-starved and wants nothing more than to hold you in his arms. Just cuddling up close to you, nuzzling against you and stroking your back to help calm you down. It's the least he can do. After all, he's the reason your stuck with him.

But if you don't like physical touch when anxious, Dirk doesn't mind talking you through it. Though, it may sound a bit stilted or robotic. Despite being a man of both words and actions, it's difficult to speak from the heart. He'll go over grounding and breathing techniques while he fights the urge to pat your hand or squeeze your knee reassuringly. Deep breaths, okay? Inhale for 4 seconds, now hold it for 7, and then breathe out for 8. You're doing great.

Or if you'd rather be alone, Dirk will allow it. It kills him to be away from you, especially when you're in pain. He'll make you something to eat or try to focus on his gadgets but he ultimately gets nothing done, too consumed by thoughts of you. He can't help but blame himself. 

I mean, he's trapped you here. He only recently allowed you to wander the complex freely without him being constantly at your side. He just loves you so much. Even if someone who loves you isn't supposed to be doing this. It makes his heart ache, but he'll leave you be for as long as it takes - or as long as he can stand it. Whichever comes first. There's nothing he wouldn't do if it was for your health and well-being. 

Oh wow, people actually liked the Eridan hc’s!

I could try general hc’s, tho I won’t guarantee they will be great TwT

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General Eridan Relationship Headcanons

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* This relationship would most likely take a lot of time and effort, Eridan’s personality is full of false bravado and colorful insults but since he genuinely loves you he would try his best to tone it down and be better about it.

* He’ll try to change himself for the better, learning how to be more genuine and just nicer in general, it’s hard but he’ll do it for you.

* At first he may act high and mighty if you’re a land-dweller. He acts as if he’s doing you a favor, as if you need to bask in his presence.. though slowly but surely he’ll warm up to you and realize that you may not be so different after all.

* When his mask breaks and you can genuinely trust each other he’ll start showing that he’s excited- yet apprehensive. He doesn’t know how this will go and that worries him, but with your help he’ll pull through.

* Like in the cuddle headcanons, he absolutely loves ranting about his interests and being genuine for once. It feels good to let down his walls and actually talk to somebody who cares about him. Of course he’d listen to your interests too, absolutely lovestruck and gazing at you (or the text on the screen, depending if it’s in person or not) with heart eyes, resting his head on his hands and leaning in on the table listening to your every word.

* He tries not to make everything about him, wanting to make you feel wanted too. If you want to do something with him then he’ll do it, dates are very frequent with the both of you typically choosing where to go.

* Of course he still occasionally acts “holier-than-thou” but now it feels.. less defensive, and if you were to point it out and joke about it he would only get flustered, not genuinely angry because now he trusts you.

* I love the whole “Eridan gets flustered over liking things” scenario but I also absolutely love exploring how it would feel to Eridan if he genuinely could trust someone, if he could let the walls he’s built up his whole life down around a single person who’s done nothing but love and care for him, and for that he would be eternally grateful even if he doesn’t show it.

* This dude is super clingy omg

* Whenever you two go out he will be holding your hand the entire time as a subtle way of saying “fuck off I’m dating them”

* He’ll also get jealous easily rip </3

* If anyone tries to flirt with you he’ll get super defensive about it, the troll would know not to mess with him after that though seeing as he’s a fucking Violet blood (which omg that sounds terrifying now that I’m thinking about it)

* As a violet blood he’s very loyal to you, willing to go through hell and back to keep you safe.

* He’s so happy that he met you, he can’t believe someone as amazing as you is his s/o <3

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Omg!! I’m super glad people are interested in my writing!! I don’t rlly know what you want specifically so I’m just going to do general Dave hcs :D

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Dave / Reader General Headcanons

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* He absolutely loves spending time with you doing anything

* From gaming to simply chatting about random things you both are interested in, he’ll enjoy every second with you

* He’s probably the type to remember random facts about you, or things you comment on and he’ll randomly act accordingly, like if you comment on wanting a random item he’ll get it or if you mention your birthday even once his brain will immediately be like “write that down- write that down!”

* He loves listening to you talk. You can go on for hours about something that he won’t understand at all and he’ll just stare at you lovingly.

* He also loves teasing you.

* You aren’t safe from his flirting or teasing, he will make you blush and he will laugh when you do it (not because he’s mean but because it’s cute).

* Stuff like physical affection is super new and weird to him, but he’ll try to get used to it if you’re big on hugs and stuff, just take it one step at a time.

* He loves banter and just making witty comments, he loves the flow of a conversation between two people who understand each other.

* Definitely see him making songs for you, he wants you to know how much he loves you outside of affectionate words, and this is his way of showing it (though he may keep the songs between you and him, he doesn’t want anyone else knowing he’s secretly a sappy dumbass under his cool persona)

* I feel like he would sometimes call you over just to peck you on the nose or something and walk away as if it didn’t happen

* Very smooth when it comes to sweet talk and smooth moves™️

* Like if you slip and the thing you’re holding falls out of your hands he’ll easily catch you by the waist and casually catch the random thing you’re holding, he’ll have a smug expression all while doing it too.

* He probably stares a lot because he absolutely adores you and still doesn’t know how he was able to get someone this amazing

WOO!!! First Quadrants request!! As previously mentioned I’m super new to Homestuck so I might not be the best at writing moirails ^^” though I’ll try my best!

As per usual if you have any criticisms, requests or you just wanna say something random don’t be afraid to send an ask!

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Karkat Moirail hc’s

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* Like the last Karkat ask he is not too comfortable with sharing his feelings at first, it’s new and strange and while comforting you is… kind of easy (he’s more used to pacifying aggressive trolls rather than feels jams stuff) the sharing his own feelings is definitely a whole other bag of worms.

* It takes a long time for him to open up, he’s so used to a hardened shell to hide his personality so actually being vulnerable for once is scary, though he’s absolutely happy that you put time and effort into being his Moirail, it means a lot to him.

* Whenever you stop him from arguing with others or being cranky in general he’s internally very thankful, he’s always stressed out and having someone keep him in check is reassuring, especially when it’s someone he cares about.

* Of course he will definitely make sure you’re in check too, calming you down when you’re angry, letting you vent out your frustrations, he doesn’t admit it but he cares about you a lot (it’s kinda obvious too, but shhh)

* When he gets more comfortable with his feelings he’ll start actively seeking you out to vent, if you’re not too comfortable he’ll tone it down but he definitely sees you as a person he can seek comfort from.

* Karkat also makes sure that you are aware that you can come to him too. Everyday at least 2 or 3 times he checks up on you if you haven’t talked in a while, he doesn’t wanna come off as overbearing so he doesn’t try to bother you too much.

* He will listen to all of your problems attentively, and sometimes adds comments to encourage you. He wants you to know that you’re heard and seen, and will do anything to help.

* I feel like when it comes to feelings jams he would cuddle up with you as you both rant abt your feelings, most likely having a movie or something playing in the background as you talk. Perhaps after a few hours the feelings jam dissolves into something totally unrelated and you both start arguing about something small like “is it pronounced gif or jif”