This is a yandere blog, so I'll only write for yandere versions of the characters.
I only write x reader.
You can request any amount of characters. I will write polyamory if you specify that that's what you want.
I can write matchups with relationship headcanons, love letters, headcanons(5+), drabbles(100 words), minifics(101-999), and one shots(1000+).
I can write smut and non-con/dub-con. For NSFW requests, the reader's gender is always appreciated. If it's not given, I'll opt for a gender neutral reader.
I can write gore and murder.
I can write romantic, sexual, platonic, and familial yanderes.
I will not write scat, gas, bestiality, or canon characters as children in romantic/sexual contexts.
If there is anything you want/don't want in your request, please state that condition.
If you send in an ask about how much you like my writing and I give a lackluster response, know that I do appreciate everything people send in. I just sometimes have a hard time making a unique response to them. And if it takes me a while to respond, that's because I'm either trying to think of a response or I'm hoarding it in my ask box because I enjoy rereading it(or both).
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Again on the topic of multi-chapter pieces, how infrequent could updates be while still keeping your interest? Note that this will not affect the completion date of the fic, only how many chapters I finish before starting to post it.
How infrequent can updates be?
Weekly
Every other week
Monthly
Every other month
Less frequently than every other month/erratic updates
Would not read multi-chapter pieces regardless of update frequency
TW for: abduction fantasies, sexual content, cyberstalking.
Length: 2k words
Yandere Bro Strider x Reader Oneshot: Plush Rump
Bro starts his Saturday as usual, by scanning through all of the recent transactions on Plush Rump. The site is set up to track everyone's card number and account information; he hasn't had any complaints about his site's handling of card information that weren't easily ignored. Most customers don't even seem to notice that they're putting their card information directly into his site. Arousal is one hell of a drug.
In a separate window, he marks down each new account that he sees, adding it to his running list of customers. Your new account catches his eye while he reads through the transaction logs. You had made a decent number of purchases throughout the week, on four of the seven days. Usually, newcomers only purchase one or two videos in their first week, or they create an account and leech off of the free videos only.
When the list is finished, he opens a new tab for searching up each cardholder's name. He lingers on yours for a little longer than the others, scrolling through each social media page he can find. You look more or less normal; you're not the type of person he would see in public and suspect of having questionable tastes in porn. He spends more time than he means to looking at your accounts, and by the time he's gotten his fill, he doesn't have time to search up the rest of the new account holders. It doesn't bother him as much as it would have if he had wasted his time on some other account holder's social media pages.
The next Saturday, he doesn't even bother to look up the new account holders. He quickly marks their names down on his list, then uses the previously allocated time to make a spreadsheet to track your watch history. It's detailed, with columns for the thumbnail of the video, the title of the video, a list of sexual concepts and kinks present in the video, and the date and time that you started watching the video. He populates the spreadsheet with the data of videos you've already viewed, rewatching every single one of them to make sure the spreadsheet's data is as accurate and in-depth as possible. For hours, the only sounds in his room are his breathing, the clicking noises of his mouse and keyboard, and the lewd sounds of fabric rubbing on fabric.
While scrolling through the spreadsheet to make sure he didn't miss any of your history, the quantity of thumbnails with a submissive grey smuppet catches his eye. He quickly adds two new columns to the spreadsheet, for the color of the dominant and submissive smuppets. When he fills the new columns out, he sees that the clear majority of videos you had watched featured a grey smuppet in the submissive role, while there wasn't a color with a notable lead for the dominant smuppet.
Curious, he switches back to the tabs with your social media accounts. He scrolls through a lot of what you've posted, as well as looking at the profiles of your friends, when he can find them. It takes a lot of analyzing to draw any patterns in your appearance and the way your friends represent you, but it does seem that you and your friends associate you with grey more than any other color.
Considering how many videos with other colors of smuppets are available on his site, it's hard to imagine that your preference for grey submissives is a coincidence. Whether you realize you're associating yourself with them or if it's a subconscious association is a different question, but frankly, it's not one that matters to him.
Almost another full week goes by before Bro realizes that there's a hole in the data he's been collecting. When he realizes that he should have a way to track how much of the video you've actually watched, the lack of a progress column in the spreadsheet eats at him. He immediately gets to work coding a feature to track how far each account gets into each video, but the lost information in the tens of rows made before today sticks in his head.
When he reloads the home page, his handiwork is displayed in a garishly colored banner at the top of the screen.
NEW!!
Has your shame gotten the better of you while watching? Plush Rump will now save your progress in videos so you can jump right back in when you stop wallowing.
He adds the column to his spreadsheet and automates a log to pull the data on your video progress. He could probably get it to automatically enter into the spreadsheet, but he wants the opportunity to check exactly what point you stopped watching at in each video. This way, he'll never forget to do that with any entries.
After a couple of months, checking your watch history every week isn't enough for him anymore. Every morning when he wakes up and every night before he goes to sleep, he checks your account to see your activity. He can't help but feel disappointed on days when you don't watch even a single video. He's started stalking your social media more diligently as well, reading through every single post you make or share daily.
His latest video is a kidnapping scene, with an orange smuppet acting as the kidnapper and a grey smuppet acting as the victim. It's made entirely with you in mind; he tried to integrate every kink that had been present in videos that you had watched more than once. Kidnapping is his favorite out of all the fantasies he's been able to infer you have. He uploads it just before the time that you usually make your purchases, and makes sure that it stays pinned to the top of the gallery page. As expected, you purchase it the day that it's released, and watch it all the way through a total of 5 times in the next week.
He gets the idea to code a system that'll send him a notification every time your account opens a video on his site. That way, he'll get the chance to watch his porn with you, even though you'll have no idea that someone miles away is watching the exact same video at the exact same time as you. It takes him a while to find an implementation that's fast enough for what he wants and is able to cut through any "do not disturb" setting he could accidentally turn on, just to make sure he will get every notification as promptly as his computer can allow. He feels a special kind of victory when he tests it by forcing your account to watch a video (promptly scrubbed from your history) and it works.
As soon as he gets the first real notification that you're watching something on his site, he sits down at his desk and pulls the same video up on his computer. It's the video he made for you. He allows himself a small smile of success before he unzips his fly.
He skips ahead a few seconds in the video, trying to make sure that his video is as well synced to yours as it can be without seeing your screen. He squirts some of the lotion he has on his desk into the palm of his hand, since he's able to access it more quickly than real lube. Walking away from the screen and this opportunity, even just for a few seconds, to grab proper lube from his nightstand feels like it would be a huge loss.
His hand is slow at first as he begins touching himself. He takes his time, running his thumb over his head on every stroke. It's almost sensual, especially when contrasted with the restraining and slow mind-breaking of a smuppet on his screen.
Honestly, the content of the video is secondary in his mind. He's more focused on the thought of what you're doing while watching this. He knows you're probably masturbating at the same time as him, and he tries to adjust the pace of his hand to how he assumes you would pace yourself. He thinks about how you probably look in bed, he tries to think through whether you would masturbate on top of the blankets or with the blankets over you, whether you'd be loud or if you'd keep yourself quiet, whether the lights in your bedroom are on or off right now. His breathing gets louder as he continues to run his hand over his dick.
He thinks about how you would look tied up in his bed instead. He would keep the lights on so he could see you better. No blankets either, the extra fabric would get in the way of what he wants to do to you. He wouldn't give you the mercy of being gagged during sex; soundproofing tiles are cheap enough and easier than having to wash a gag. Plus, if you're determined enough, you could probably get through a gag, at least enough that his neighbors might have questions. You can't lick or gnaw your way out of a soundproofed room like you might be able to with a gag.
He can feel his hand speeding up instinctively as he thinks about you. He's getting closer to orgasm than he wants to be right now. He pulls his hand off of his cock and instead digs his fingers into his thigh while he waits. He watches the video on the screen, paying attention to the body language he had forced into the kidnapped grey smuppet. He wonders if you'd react just like that.
He's made enough scenes where a smuppet gets kidnapped; he's already had to think through every possible detail, for those patrons who really want their abduction fetish content to feel authentic. Kidnapping a real person shouldn't be much more difficult, and the legal aspect doesn't scare him too badly. He'll need sturdier ropes, but it should all work the same way.
His favorite part of the video is coming up, where the grey smuppet bows its head and stops fighting against its restraints. He doubts he could get that to happen in just half an hour with you, but he wouldn't mind spending as much time and effort as it takes to get you to give up. He starts jacking off again, faster this time. He imagines this is around the time that you would orgasm to it; after all, he had set up the progression of the scene to make this feel like the most arousing section, and the best time to orgasm while watching the video. His hips twitch and jerk up into his palm while he watches.
The visual of the grey smuppet finally giving in and the thought of you giving in like that is enough to send him over the edge. Most of it lands on his hand, but some goes far enough to bead on the edge of his desk. He grabs a tissue and quickly wipes himself off. He tosses the dirty tissue unceremoniously onto the corner of his desk. He can get it into a trash can once he's done watching this video with you.
Even after he cleans himself up and zips his pants back up, his focus returns to watching the video. You've always watched this one from start to finish, so Bro sees no reason why this would be any different. The idea that he's still watching his porno with you, regardless of whether you've gotten to orgasm yet, feels like something he needs. Bro would feel a little irrationally betrayed if today were the day that you decided to call it quits after just eighty or ninety percent of the video.
When the video ends and the replay screen shows up, Bro switches tabs to the document he uses to keep track of how much of the videos you watch. After just a couple of seconds of waiting, a new entry appears and shows him that you watched the video all the way through.
Would it really be so bad for him to scale his videos up and give you what you're clearly begging for?
Outta curiosity, but how many requests do you have in your inbox and for which characters?
I have 34 requests, across these characters: Cronus, Vriska, Nepeta, Feferi, Jade, Jane, Terezi, Jake, The Signless, The Disciple, Calliope, Caliborn, Dad Egbert, Dirk, Karkat, Dave, Bro Strider, Alpha Dave, Kanaya, Meenah, Gamzee, Tavros, Equius, The Grand Highblood, and Sollux
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NOT a request!! just wanted to show some love for your works cause omg some of the comments i see 😭 no shade to them! here to praise, especially over your John and Jake petplay ones!! ik that Jakes was very tame but bro it has me clawing at my neck i love it so much (and Johns ooh that did something to my brain
also love how you write Dave ^^ and when you bring up/write him rambling like thats my man thats my man!! much love 🫶
Thank you so much! I did have a good deal of fun writing those two pieces, and I think I've mentioned plenty how much I enjoy writing Dave haha. I will also say that if you're talking about hateful comments on my blog, they've actually dialed back a lot since I started writing here. I can only distinctly recall one recently, unless there are comments that I'm not able to see haha.
Just to get a read on opinions here, if I ever wrote and posted multi-chapter pieces, would you guys be open to reading them on AO3 or would you only read them if they were posted here on tumblr?
AO3 or tumblr?
Would be open to reading multi-chapter pieces on AO3
Would only read multi-chapter pieces on Tumblr
Would not read multi-chapter pieces, regardless of where they are hosted
Yanyan, what are your favourite things to write? like very self indulgently, themes or tropes or concepts that you like a lot?
Generally I like writing things that I have to research and do a lot of behind the scenes thinking for. Medical stuff, injuries/gore, and druggings are all right up my alley because of that, but I feel like most pieces I write have a lot of research and planning done in the background which would not see the light of day unless prompted.
For example my brainstorming sheet for the recent Escape one shot with Bro Strider had a table of temperatures of pavement vs asphalt at various ambient temperatures and the effects of the time of day on the temperatures of ground surfaces, plus some tidbits about how long at various temperatures cause 1st/2nd/3rd degree burns on different body parts. Honestly most, if not all, of my recent pieces have trivia like that which I would always be happy to talk about if people want more information on the process behind certain pieces; I just don't want to bog my writing down with numbers and statistics. (If any of you guys do want to see some behind the scenes of pieces you enjoyed, feel free to ask. I think the only exception is headcanons, I tend to write those pieces in one go with no brainstorming beforehand. I have all of my brainstorming and drafts saved for everything since the very beginning of this blog.).
For yanderes specifically, I enjoy writing lucid characters more than delusional characters because I feel like it's easy to accidentally make a delusional character feel cartoonishly villainous rather than seeming like an actual threat.
Additionally my vice is making characters throw up.
I have to consciously will myself to not use it (and to occasionally take it out of pieces that it's in) because it just gets to be a lot, y'know. Granted there are one or two pieces in my WIP pile that have vomit as the central point, it's just an issue of there being a time and a place for it, and that time and place is (unfortunately) not in every scene where the protagonist is scared.
Bro left the door unlocked when he left today. He left you completely unrestrained, too. You know enough about him to know it's pointless. He isn't sloppy enough to actually forget to do those things.
Still, it's the most open chance at escape he's given you the whole time he's had you. You'd be a fool to not at least try it.
In the main room of the apartment, his shoes aren't by the door. You can't say you didn't expect that. You haven't seen a pair of shoes that were for you in years now.
You walk out of the apartment barefoot, half expecting Bro to be waiting for you outside. The way is clear. You make it to the lobby with no issue. The front door of his apartment building is well shaded by an awning.
When you try to step out onto the concrete that had been baking in the Texan sun all day, you pull back automatically from the searing pain on the sole of your foot.
You don't even know where you could go. The city streets are unfamiliar to you; any clue you might have had about the neighborhoods has been lost to time. Still, you can tell he wants a chase, and you know you'll be in more trouble if you don't keep playing along.
You decide on a direction and dash out, running to minimize the time your soles spend on the ground. You stay on the lookout for patches of shade and grass, anything you can run over that won't hurt so bad. Every time you cross the streets, the asphalt of the road hurts more, and you quickly learn to jump across the white paint strips in the crosswalks instead, even though it slows you down.
Despite all your efforts, the pain in your feet is unbearable. You can feel yourself slowing down. Your legs hurt from the exertion, and your heart is pounding so hard from the work and heat that you feel dizzy. You recognize the sensation of being watched, but you don't bother to check if it's paranoia or not. The fleeting thought of giving up and throwing yourself at his feet for forgiveness crosses your mind, but you know it won't do you any good. It never does. You force yourself to speed up again.
You hit the ground roughly before you even noticed him approach. His knee is on your back fast enough that your body doesn't have time to bounce. You can feel the heat of the ground radiating through your clothes, threatening to burn the skin of your chest and stomach.
He doesn't let you catch your breath before he grabs you by the hair and forces the left side of your face against the pavement below you. You don't even have enough air in your lungs to scream, and the air directly above the pavement is too hot for you to take a full breath.
You instead just let out pathetic cries and try to suck in what little air you can as Bro grinds your face into the rough asphalt. You know he'll only stop when he's decided he's had enough. You won't waste your precious breath begging.
After what feels like hours but must have been only a minute or two, Bro yanks your hair to pull your face off of the pavement. The air on your wound hardly feels better, and your neck stays tense instinctively, like you expect him to slam you back down.
He doesn't. He holds your face inches above the ground for a few more seconds before getting off of you. You stay on the ground for a second longer, letting the pavement continue to cook you, to make sure he won't change his mind. You get up slowly, so as to not provoke him into tackling you again. Once you're on your feet, you quickly wobble back onto the slightly cooler concrete.
He fists his hand into the back of your shirt and pushes you forward, guiding you back to his apartment. The soles of your feet still burn with every step, but you know better than to complain.
The tears from your left eye sting as they roll through the burn. They drip down your face in odd paths, following the new texture of your cheek more than the contours of your facial structure.
You try to avoid looking in the mirror when Bro leads you into the bathroom. You don't want to see the damage; you don't want to know how bad it is. You're glad the mirror is on your right side, where the profile of your face looks mostly normal from what you can see out of the corner of your eye.
Bro doesn't let you avoid looking at it forever, though. Once he's gathered all the supplies to take care of the burn, he forces you to face the mirror. When you try to turn your head away, he grabs your chin. You follow the gentle pressure he puts on it, hoping he won't feel the need to press harder on your raw skin.
You still avoid eye contact with your reflection, staring up into the right corner of the mirror. It doesn't help enough. Even out of the corner of your eyes, the damage is glaring. A large patch of your face is red, raw, and bleeding.
There's no way it can heal here. You've withstood some pretty bad injuries from him, you know all too well how skillfully he can set a bone, but you don't want to think about him performing a skin graft. Hopefully, he'll enjoy seeing the scar, and a medical option like that won't even come to mind for him.
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Stockholm anon here (random name so u would know who i am lol)!! That's cool too:0 I was just asking bc i also enjoy scenarios where the darling ends up succumbing to their captor haha im glad to hear it then, i'll be looking forward to it:)
This might be a stupid question and if u are uncomfortable u can just delete it but I wanted to know if u will write more oneshots where the darling already has developed a Stockholm Syndrome or something of the like.
That is a very good question. I haven't really been finding Stockholm to be something fun to write recently, though I'm sure that at some point in the future it'll catch my interest again. I do have some requests and WIPs currently in which the reader has started to settle into captivity and accept or even initiate affection, though they still aren't technically Stockholm Syndrome.
Hiiii, just wanted to say I love your Dirk content sm, I feel like it’s all so in character and such a different take on a Yandere that I absolutely love, please never stop writing :)
Thank you so much! I'm glad that it stands out from other things in the yandere genre; sometimes I feel like I'm repeating the same ideas too much haha. I have no plans to stop writing though; I've got a ton of requests and even more WIPs and hastily jotted down ideas to get through.
robotdump you are not on anon haha. Also I'm either thinking of the wrong asks or I had never realized that was an anon tag, I thought it was just a general heart being placed over my work. Still, I'll probably be on the lookout for it in the future. I'm glad that reading what I have to say about these characters is something you enjoy. You take care of yourself, too.
In how long r u gonna open requests? :b I luv ur stuf btw XD
Thank you! Honestly I am not sure when I will open requests. It'll be after I work through the requests I have in my inbox right now, but I'm not sure how long that'll take. I have 34 in my inbox and 1-2 commissions currently. Every other time I've tried to say "oh I'll finish them by this day" I haven't actually finished them by then, so I'm not even going to make a guess. If everything is going well in my life in September, I'll open up requests for the Kinktober type of thing that I've been doing, but I'm not sure about regular requests.
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hiii!! hope u doing well. I saw ur requests r open, can u do E, J, K and L for Vriska plssssss:C
Ty:3
E, J, K, and L for Vriska Serket
Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?
She wants to be vulnerable with her darling. She wants to be able to tell you everything about her, and she wants your support in return. Whether she's actually able to be vulnerable with her darling or not depends on how you act around her. If you seem to like her back from the beginning, she might eventually be able to be vulnerable with you. It still might take her years to fully trust that she can be honest with you, but it might happen. If you fought against her at first, especially if she felt the need to kidnap you outright, she would have a lot more difficulty being open with you. You might still get isolated moments of vulnerability, where she looks sad around you or she holds you a little too gently. That's the most you would get though, even if you ended up with intense Stockholm Syndrome.
Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?
She gets very jealous. Her coping skills for jealousy are practically non-existent, so the most she'll do to avoid lashing out is pretend that she's not jealous. It's not a convincing ruse, and the longer you're with her the easier it is to tell when she's pretending to not care. She tends to lash out at other people more than she'll lash out at you, but if you're the only one around you'll get the brunt of it.
Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling?
This also depends on how easily you settled into a relationship with her. No matter what, she's a very needy and demanding person. If you willingly got into a relationship with her, those are likely the worst traits that she'll direct towards you unless you push her too far. She also acts quite entitled, like the fact that you're with her voluntarily is irrelevant to what you should provide for her. If you don't voluntarily enter a relationship with her, she'll act a lot more controlling and sadistic. It's mostly a front; she would still want the relationship to drift back into something where she doesn't have to threaten or hurt you to get you to stay with her and act happy. All of her control is not just control for control's sake, but rather the result of her wanting very specific things from you and being unable to ask for them in any productive way.
Love Letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?
She is very direct. There is no stage of her bashfully asking you out. Either you seem interested and she will continue playing along until you start dating her, or you seem interested(or visibly lose interest) at which point she moves to kidnapping you. These are based on how she thinks you feel, so if you're interested but don't show it well or if you don't talk to her quite enough, she will consider that to be a lack of interest. It's largely due to a fear of abandonment; once she's seen something special in you, she would rather kidnap you and lose all chances at real love with you than let you leave.
I've reread the Dave and Dirk somno one-shot again and it got me thinking about their dynamic a lot. Made me wonder how the dynamics would differ between different versions of them. I could see A. Dave and Dirk having a similar dynamic, they both have the same "objectives" with the reader, they both want you to like them, but A. Dave is more mature-ish. I thought that the real difference would be a regular Dave and his bro situation, or even bro and A. Dave. Bro's just so selfish and such an ass, they'd constantly clash and or Bro would take any frustration he has out on the reader for sure. I don't think Dave would be brave enough to really do anything against his bro, it'd pretty much be a situation we're you're both stuck there in a way except only Dave gets to go outside and he could in theory just live his life so long as he doesn't mess with what his bro's doing. On the other hand I don't think Dirk and Bro could work anything out at all together, I think they'd fight probably until the other is either dead or incapacitated. Dave and A. Dave would be the most chill towards each other but there'd be some awkwardness there for sure. 🤔 Feel free to ignore this, I just wanted to share my thoughts with you.
Aw man my weak spot. Any analysis of the striders will get me locked in conversation. I somewhat agree with you. I think Dirk and Dave as their regular versions would be the best to be on the receiving end of. I think they regulate each other well; Dirk keeps Dave from getting carried away and in turn that forces Dirk's attention to split so that it's not quite so intensely on you. Dirk and a!Dave would be pretty similar I feel, though I do think it would be a lot more intense since a!Dave would not need nearly as much wrangling and thus Dirk's full focus would be on you.
I do think that Dave would be brave enough to protect you though, at least as a yandere. I think the protectiveness would exceed any fear and drive him insane the longer he sits around without doing anything, whether that comes out as him sneaking you away or as him randomly lashing out against Bro. He wouldn't be willing to just live his life while knowing what's happening to you. Even if he's not able/willing to actually fight Bro, "rekidnapping" you would be pretty easy; you'd probably go along (mostly) willingly if he told you to get in a car because he's taking you as far away from Bro as he can manage.
I think a!Dave and Bro would be similar to Dave and Bro, but I think a!Dave would be more willing to try talking first and attempting to negotiate on your behalf rather than attempting to kill Bro or sneak you out. I don't think the negotiation would go well though. I think a!Dave would end up dead for it because either 1. Bro doesn't see him as a real threat and just ignores the negotiations or 2. Bro does see him as a real threat and thus takes him out while he sleeps or something similarly underhanded.
I agree that Dirk and Bro would not be able to work out an agreement. I will say that I think Bro is more likely to cede than Dirk in this situation, though. Dirk is willing to fight basically to the death for you, and while Bro is pretty bull-headed, I think he would recognize the threat that Dirk poses and back off for the most part. Honestly it's less of a physical threat and more the fact that if Dirk thought he wouldn't be able to keep you safe, he would rather turn you out into the world. Conversely, Bro would rather you be contained and out of sight from most people, even if you aren't with him. He certainly wouldn't be happy about it, but he is smart enough to recognize when a situation is to his benefit even when it isn't perfect. Nonzero chance of Bro attempting (and possibly succeeding) in taking Dirk out outside of the arrangement, though. Even if it seems like he's given up, if he gets the opportunity to get you back just for his eyes, he'll take it.
Generally Bro is very difficult to get along with as a yandere, but I think any other Strider with him would have some serious problems about his way of treating their darling. I think Davesprite or Hal are honestly the only ones who would have a real shot at compatibility. Davesprite because he's slightly more willing to put his head down and just take care of you after whatever fucked up shit Bro has done. Hal because he's better at getting in Bro's head and not as easily upset by what Bro is doing because he *is* well aware that Bro will not kill you or permanently break you, he can recognize that the harm is affectionate and practically just the physical version of what Hal would do.
I think Dave and a!Dave are a lot more similar than any other Striders, and while I suppose that could make it awkward, I think it would work out well between them. I think the awkwardness would come mostly from them trying to make similar moves(though I do think that a!Dave is slightly more romantically inclined than Dave, while Dave is slightly more sexually inclined). They would definitely enable each other though, which is really not good for you. At the very least, though, it's better than two regular Daves, so that's something.