^^one of many reasons i havenāt answered any messages on here i am so sorry to the people iām keeping waiting i swear i havenāt forgotten iāve just been busy as all hell and i promise i will answer whenever iām less of a wreckĀ
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Ant-Man. I fucking loved that film! Loved it better than AOU, in my opinion.
What was the last song you listened to?
My playlist was on shuffle so: Lynyrd Skynyrd - Free Bird
What was the last show you watched (be it TV, Netflix, online, etc)? Ā
Stitchers. Itās a new show, and itās pretty good.
What was the last book you read?
Last book I read was Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen, but that was monthsĀ ago and Iām currently reading Brilliant Copywriting by Roger Horberry.
If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?
Traveling the whole of Europe, specifically in the UK right now.
If you could pick a decade to travel back to in time, what would it be?
The 90ā²s. Iād like to experience life in the 90ā²s again.
If you won the lotto and won millions in cash, what would be the first thing you would do?
Put half of it in my savings. I would invest one-fourth of it, and then the last one-fourth Iāll use for my education abroad (masterās degree).
Which fictional character would you want to hang out with for a day?
Probably... Remus Lupin. Heās an intellectual and a bookworm, plus heās a very adventurous and mischievous wizard. Iād love to get to know the man behind Moony, and thereās no doubt in mind Iāll learn a shit ton of things from him.
What was the last fandom you joined?
Kingsman. Itās been SIX FUCKING MONTHS AND IāM JUST OBSESSED AS I WAS IN FEBRUARY. IN FACT, IāVE GOTTEN EVEN MORE OBSESSED AS TIME PASSES BY. No regrets, though. Hartwin for the win! And all the ships that exist in our fandom. :D
I looooooved holyfudgemonkeysāās Eggsy driving skills ficlet. Go read it and send her some love! The fandom needs more driving tropes. ladyjdee and I have discussed this at length, as have eggsynoteggyĀ and I, because driving dates are the bessst.Ā
fudgemonkeys, I totally want Eggsy all the while thinking Harry finds the whole car expertise thing distasteful, because he's careful never to be in the car with Eggsy while he's driving. And on some missions, Eggsy shows off a little, screeching through precise spins and harrowing escapes, when he knows Harryās monitoring from the control room, only to hear from Merlin later on that Harry left the room the second Eggsy turned on the ignition.
So of course Eggsy thinks Harry disapproves, thinks heās too reckless and irresponsible, too damn young. Harry probably has a pithy quote stored up somewhere about comporting oneself as a gentleman behind the wheel.
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Itās just a pleasant professional dinner, a tradition for Kingsman agents to take their former mentors out somewhere nice on the anniversary of their recruitment. To his credit, Harry only hesitates for a moment before getting into the passenger seat when Eggsy pull up in his driveway in a perfectly respectable Audi A6, on loan from Merlin (āif you so much as scratchĀ this car, Eggsy..ā).
Eggsy takes his turns slow, obeys traffic signals and maintains safe distances, keeps himself on his best behaviour as he and Harry idly chat. And yet, he knows Harry must be remembering the day they met, one year ago today, when Eggsy smashed up a police car, and Harry had to bail him out. It makes him cringe.
Theyāre a few miles out when Harry notices their tail, andĀ their nice quiet drive turns into a high-speed chase as gunfire breaks out from the car behind them. Eggsyās in his element, blowing through stop signs and down narrow alleys, while Harryās sprawled out beside him with the colour high in his face, his jacket arranged tastefully over his lap, butĀ thatās not discomfortĀ at all.Ā
And thatās whenĀ Eggsy finds out Harry gets stupid turned-on by crazy stunt driving, which is why heās been avoiding Eggsy. Itās incredibly inappropriate and unfair to their professional relationship, Harry lectures, visibly aroused but steady-handed as he locates the Kingsman-modded P90 strapped underneath the seat, the magazines with armour piercing bullets in the glove box. Not to mention, Harry adds, all the times heās abandoned Eggsy out in the field because heās had to - oh fuckĀ -Ā retreat to the privacy of his office to knock one out. And what a coincidence, today is also the anniversary of Harry playing that CCTV car chase footage on loop till he came in his pants. EggsyāsĀ in love.
Harry finally finishes assembling the P90, and Eggsy throws the car into reverse, roaring right past their pursuers as Harry strafes them through the open window and sends them crashing over the guard rail. Eggsy whoops with laughter into the cool blustery night. Theyāve always made a good team.
And afterwards, it seems like the gentlemanly thing to do for Eggsy to pull over into an empty car park for a quick and dirty adrenaline-fueled fuck, Harry astride his lap and Eggsy still buckled into his seat, Harry commanding him so sweetly to keep his hands on the wheel as the two of them grind against each other.
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Eggsy doesnāt get a scratch on the Audi, though he canāt say the same about Harry, and they never do get around to dinner, At the three-month mark, he thinks theyāve had semi-public sex in the backseat of all the cars in the Kingsman garage, and Merlinās taken to pointedly hanging K-shaped air fresheners on the rearview mirrors.Ā
Eggsy still drives like a maniac on missions, but now heās got Harry on a private comm in his ear, breathing hard and calling him a tease, and Eggsy accelerates a little, overjoyed at the prospect of driving back home to him.
Alright bae, this one goes to the two best friends I saw today. Here goes:
My dearest best friends,
I love you two more than words could ever hope to express. Weāve been together for 9 years now, and weāve only grown closer through the years. As you both (unfortunately) remember, I had a fair (excessive) number of relationships back in high school. Iāve since realized I confused strong friendship to a degree with romantic love. I also refused to admit I was gay but, hey, neither here nor there.Ā
My point there is, since high school Iāve learned more about platonic and familial love. I donāt look for romantic love much anymore, and try not to, because I realize that I donāt need it. It can be nice, but when I have such strong and indescribable platonic love for you two, what could anyone else offer me? You two support me, encourage me, love me, make me laugh, accept me as I am, and so much more.Ā
You two are as good as family to me, and thatās among the highest compliments and testaments of affection that I can give to you. My life is so much richer and fuller for having both of you beautiful angels in it. Thank you so much for making my life so much greater, and allowing me to contribute to yours in return. I love you both so much.
All my love,
Derek, aka Mittens, aka Trash King, aka Sundance Queer, etc. etc. <3
Pick a playlist or shuffle all your songs and put down 10 songs that come up (No skipping!)
1. You Get What You Give - New Radicals
2. Killer Queen - Queen
3. Something I Need - Ben Haneow
4. Hold Back The River - James Bay
5. Lifted Up (1985) - Passion Pit
6. Barely Legal - The Strokes
7. Give It Up - KC & the Sunshine Band
8. Good Life - One Republic
9. Sugar - Maroon 5
10. World of Our Own - Westlife
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Eye colour: Dark brown
Hair colour: Dark brown
Height: 5ft. 3in.
Clothing style: Jeans and shirt, plus converse shoes.
Guilty pleasure:Ā Reading fanfics, I guess.
Ambitions:Ā To be successful in my career. Become wealthy. Travel. Build my own library.
First thoughts waking up:Ā What day is it today? Is it the weekend yet?
Best quality: I am open-minded and understanding.
Dogs or cats: I canāt choose. I love both.
Single date or group date:Ā Single date, but dating/romance is far from my mind right now.
Do I tell the truth: Most of the time.
Do I believe in myself:Ā Still a work-in-progress.
Do I believe in love:Ā Yes.
Do I want someone: Not right now, no.
Have I ever been on stage: Yes.
Have I ever done drugs: No.
Have I ever changed who I am to fit in: Tried to due to peer pressure in HS, but I stopped when I realized the people I try to surround myself with were also doing the same, lol.
Fave colour(s): Maroon, teal, orange
Fave animal:Ā Dogs
Fave movie:Ā So many. But Iām gonna say Kingsman: The Secret Service
Fave game: Bioshock Infinite
Next birthday:Ā February 12
How old will I be: 22 (what the fuck)
Congratulations. You did it. You made it. You started a revolution in the Kingsman fandom. All because of a single anon hate. I am so looking forward to your story! Percival/Eggsy is a ship I never really considered, save for holyfudgemonkeys's "Waste Not Want Not". I'm excited on your take on that ship. Plus the Hartwin angst/endgame, of course. Take all the time you need with writing. Us readers will be waiting patiently. ;-))
Uhm. Uh. Well. Thank you? I guess? Itās not exactly worth congratulating over, but the sentiment is appreciated. Haha.
And yes! Caitie (holyfudgemonkeys) is the author of that wonderful fic, so follow her if you havenāt yet! And thank you! It means a lot. :)
Hi! I hope this isn't weird, but I wanted to say there is actually a fic of that Harry with amnesia post! If you go to my blog and click on my 'my writing' link, it should be somewhere on the first page. (It's the one called Patience)
Oh my godddd. Thank you so much for pointing your fic out! That was so painful and yet so good ;__; I LOVE A GOOD BIT OF ANGST.
Said fic is HEREĀ for anyone else who wants to read! (Hope itās okay to publish this publicly! ;__;)