#obirin

got out of one death cult obsessed with trees, only to then drop into konoha ^^

experimenting with comics. decided to give rin her own dead obito variant!!! is she this everything-is-perfect!obito's replacement rin? or was there never any nohara rin here at all?

Now hush, little baby, don't you cry

Everything's gonna be alright

Stiffen that upper lip up,

Little lady, I told ya

Daddy's here to hold ya,

obirin? hell yeah we all know they would've been an insane crazy person + an insane crazy person couple. rin doing whatever unethical experiments she wants and obito being supportive because its rin♥️yay♥️ and we all remember that she's all for his war crimes, it can't be more perfect

kakarin? those two are compexx. because its either he feels bad and starts dating her out of pity (he's a changed person and appreciates her feelings now😍he doesn't) or he genuinely catches feelings but can't see past the idealised version of her no matter what. she's into whatever orochimaru is doing? this can't be right, she must've been groomed, she doesn't understand how bad his work is, we need to save her etc. meanwhile rins just.. chilling

Genma: Just ask her man, the worst she can say is no.

Obito, prepping himself: You're right. I can do it. I can do it!

*couple minutes later*

Obito, walking back to the guys: Hey, I did it! I asked Rin if she was free this evening!

Kakashi: Annddd?

Obito: And she is! :D

Genma and Kakashi:

Genma: And did you ask her to go out with you?

Obito: .........

Obito, head in hands: ahhhhhh!

Genma: No fucking way. You forgot to ask her the actual thing you went for?!

Kakashi: I told you he's hopeless.

.............

Anko: I wish finding someone nice to date was as easy as finding giant cobras in the Forest of death.

Obito, clearly done with her: have you considered that the reason you never find anyone is because you spend your free time looking for giant Cobras in the Forest of death?

Anko: ....... Hebikage Philomena Catherina would be sad to hear you say that about her.

Obito, actually losing his shit atp: WHY WOULD YOU NAME A GIANT COBRA THAT?!?!

................

Genma: Man. Professionals these days have no ethic whatsoever.

Rin: Is something wrong?

Genma, somewhat red: Yesterday I went to Inoichi for a psyche evaluation and he did his stuff, looking into my mind and all that.

Rin, sympathetically: Oh, Did he make any personal comments on what he found inside?

Genma, sinking on the table: No, even worse. He called lady Tsunade and told her to keep Shizune safe from me.

Tenzo, barely holding in the laughter: His exact words were "That boy is the devil when thinking of your girl. If Jiraiya saw what's in his mind, he'd have his next bestseller right there!"

...........

Anko, putting on lipstick: Heya!

Asuma, walking into the room and stopping dead in the tracks: uh, hey. What'cha doing?

Anko: That bastard Genma just said that its very un-ladylike to not own a single lipstick, and it kinda got to me. So I'm raiding Kurenai's vanity to try and see what shade looks good on me.

Asuma: I see, and, what are you doing?

Kakashi, getting stradled under her and face completely covered in different colours of lipstick: Helping her chose a shade.