“- Eggsy’s mad driving skills
- more “foreign” foods; 5+1 of Harry taking Eggsy out for bizzare food that Eggsy suffers through, with the last being Eggsy’s favourite.
- Harry goes over to the Unwin family dinner and one of them accidentally footsies Eggsy’s mum while trying to play footsie with each other.
- Eggsy trying on various clothes for Harry, a la Devils Wears Prada fashion montage
- Eggsy’s parlour and gymnastics skills (non smut scenarios) (but smut is damn good too)
- Harry fights with utensils at dinner, Kuroshitsuji style
- more MOAR domestic fics (1001 domestic ideas -> send them to sushi)
- date auction
- infiltrating speed dating kidnapping ring (”Make me someone worth dating, Merlin”)
- “I can fix that” Holes plot with Eggsy fixing things around Harry’s house
- “My Fair Lady” AU, Eliza!Eggsy, Pickering!Harry, Higgins!Chester
- More car smut
- anything with food and musical instruments (together or separate)
- vacation with established Hartwin: pools, putting sunscreen on each other, Eggsy writing in sunscreen on Harry’s back and Harry not finding out till it’s too late
- Hartwin ad Siasy’s girl scout leaders teching them how to be badass (do tey have girl scouts in the UK? Equivalent? Girl Guides.)
- Eggsy infiltrates Olympics as a gymnast contestant for UK
- Harry being fully blind/deaf after recovering from gunshot
- ABO with Eggsy as a beta
- Harry is immortal - he doesn’t age throughout the film anyway
- getting high via shotgunning
- rugby fic (canon evidence of rugby team photo in Harry’s house)
- Amortentia Harry Potter AU
- more academia AUs