Sep 23, 2024
The Hero: How was I? Amadeus: Annoying. Alternating between genius and bad puns. The Hero: Business as usual, then.
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The Hero: How was I? Amadeus: Annoying. Alternating between genius and bad puns. The Hero: Business as usual, then.
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(dear viewer, they definitely are)
this was a request done for @mismagireve of the heropulchure AU we’ve worked of the last month or so,
You Love Me For Everything You Hate Me For // Listen (Alternate)
yeah i didn’t feel like making new cover art
a remake of my old Blackrom Heropulchure playlist, now free from the tyranny of 8tracks and expanded on playmoss for your listening pleasure.
might wanna listen on youtube tho since Sick Puppies still doesn’t play on playmoss :(
Fuck The Pain Away - Divide The Day // I Get Off - Halestorm // Love Bites (So Do I) (Pitched Down) - Halestorm // Die, Die My Darling - Metallica // I Hate Myself For Loving You - Joan Jett And The Blackhearts // I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace // Bad Romance - Halestorm // Love The Way You Hate Me - Like A Storm // Painkiller - Three Days Grace // Whore - In This Moment // I Hate You - Sick Puppies // FMLYHM - Seether // Always (Sarah Spin Cover) - Saliva
Heropulchure; “I’m alive… I can tell because of the pain.”
The Lord of the Shadowscythe peered over the precipice of the broken balcony, his sunken eyes searching for any hint of his pursuer. Any potential for sight was lost in the darkness and he really wished the forces of evil were not so dimly lit.
That… that couldn’t have just happened. That couldn’t have been it… right? He was Sepulchure, and he wished to kill that pesky dragon lord with his own hands- what he DIDN’T wish was for them to kill themselves, dying anticlimactically mid-chase because they misjudged the distance of a jump off the towering castle debris.
He paused, for once in his undeath utterly unsure of what the hell to do.
Sepulchure cleared his throat and listened closely, but was unsettled by the silence.
“Are you alright?” He called down, distressingly casual and out of character for the villain, but this was certainly an out of character situation- so, hearing nothing, he loudly repeated himself into the dark abyss below.
A voice responded after a few beats, weak but certainly there and that was what mattered; “I’m alive, I can tell because of the pain.”
Sepulchure snorted. “I’ll assume I made the acrobatics look TOO easy?”
The most feared man in all of Lore lost his composure moments later to a giggling fit, as the muffled sound of the Hero cussing him out drifted upwards.
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/36755659
I am, unfortunately, on my bullshit again. take this, or don’t, it’s very stupid, you’re welcome
Sepulchure: I will destroy everything you love, Hero!
The Hero: Well, what if I love you?
Sepulchure: Joke’s on you. I’ve been self-destructive my whole life!
The Hero, to Sepulchure: I’ve decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting.