another day, another âread a fanfic where someone has no idea how to write pussy-eatingâ, so, ya know what, from your resident pussy connoisseur, below the cut are some fun tips to get those fictional bits going based on years of practice. đ
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There is more than just the clit and the vaginal entrance, Dragging the tongue over the whole surface of the labia minora and the clitoral hood is a really good way to warm someone up. Stimulation all over is useful when getting started, especially to avoid overstimulation.
When youâre actually down there, itâs surprising how much like a runway everything is structured. With one long swipe of the tongue, from bottom to top, you can reach the vaginal opening, the entire labia and the clitoris.
A long stroke of the flat of the tongue from the vaginal opening up to the clit provides more pressure, and is more stimulating and enticing than simply flicking the tip of the tongue over the clit.
Clitoral stimulation can be a delicate balance. Instead of focusing directly on the clit, you will tend to get better mileage by circling it with the tip of the tongue, and stimulating the clitoral hood. Itâs far easier to drag out the pleasure and to avoid overstimulation that way.
If youâre going to suck on your partnerâs clit, give them a break every couple seconds. Too much prolonged pressure will very, very quickly become overstimulating in some people in the âyouâre doneâ, kick you in the head, kind of way. This comes from personal experience.
It is physically exhausting to simply tongue-fuck someone, and you will tire yourself out quicker than you think with all that thrusting. In personal experience, itâs also the least exciting technique on the receiving end, but ymmv based on preference. Thereâs no shame in using fingers to stimulate internally while you use your mouth on the outside.
On that note, in extended sessions, mouth ache tends to come in at the bottom jaw, where the tongue connects to the bottom and sides of the mouth, as thatâs where the muscle is flexing the most. Depending on how hard you push/how long you go for, your mouth can be sore into the following day. However, like any muscle, you can train your tongue to last longer without hurting with enough practice.
Pussies are messy. Whether you like it or not, you are right in the splash zone. Only wiping your mouth when youâre done will not be enough. Youâll likely need to wipe your nose, chin and possibly neck as well.
Added to that, unless your partner is clean shaven or trimmed very short, you will get pubic hair in your mouth. It is just a side effect, and itâs no big deal if you have to pause to pick a hair out. If youâre lucky and your partner is into it, sometimes you can stealthily get it off your tongue by dragging it along their thigh, but honestly, itâs not that big a deal.
Vaginal arousal fluid is usually tart to the taste, almost a sharp sort of tang. However, the whole âyou taste so goodâ thing only lasts a couple minutes at most. Youâll inevitably be using mostly saliva as a lubricant, and at that point, pussy doesnât really taste that remarkable.
Using your hands to spread the labia majora to get in there only works for so long. Eventually, either your fingers or their bits will get slippery enough that it will become a chore to keep readjusting. There will be a definite point at which itâs more effective to just faceplant into the pussy and go to town.
When someone cums from vaginal oral, chances are, youâre probably not going to get it in your mouth. 99% of the time, if theyâre lying on their back, your tongue is going to be focused on the upper portion of the organ, around the clit and labia, and any fluid is going to hit you square in the chin.
The only time this is not relevant is if your partner is sitting on your face. If theyâre facing you/the top of your head, youâll probably end up with it all over your neck and chest. if theyâre facing away/your body, youâll end up with it all over your face and probably in your hair. Highly recommend that with that position, you keep your eyes closed.
And finally, oral, like all sex, is objectively funny. All the muscles in that area of the body are holding hands. Sometimes, people accidentally pass gas when they cum, or youâll end up laughing over a hair you canât get off the tip of your tongue, or whatever else can happen. Taking it too seriously is a vibe killer. Youâve got your mouth on someone elseâs bits. Lighten up!