#headcanoning

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John Price retired and is a slow moving old dog, a chocolate lab with greying fur maybe, who huffs like you personally offended him every time he lays down.

When I see fics talk about stuff like how smiles are different between average people and one specific special person… yeah. I like that. That’s good shit and I love imagining it every time… anyways that except I see it most commonly with Agent Stone and the Doctor’s usual reactions to this are either “what the hell” or there’s some sudden acknowledgement that he’s held more specially than he initially thought in this guy’s eyes and it’s a very pivotal point in their relationship either way.

Also a big fan of Stone losing all the light in his eyes when he’s doing a job that isn’t just being around Robotnik

Some of my headcanons for The Powerpunk Girls and Viletown

So here's my cringy brain dumps that id like to present as an offering to @polyamorousclay!

𑁍 When they first got together, there was a period of time in which Will had a sorta fascination with his eye. And i recently learned the skull caves in without anything to preserve the shape of the socket, so hed probably have asked about that.

❁ A phrase so common between them is "Alabaster what the Fuck/hell did you do!?"

𑁍 NICOBASTER MAGIC DATES NICOBASTER MAGIC DATES NICOBASTER MAGIC DATES. Cause like- best way to test spells, do it on a zombie!

❁ Nico once accidentally slapped Ethan across the face because he was hand gesturing and Ethan walked by at the worst time. It took Nico ten minutes to apologize cause every time he opened his mouth he kept laughing too much.

𑁍 Will likes to make fun of Alabaster's accent (Alabaster with a British accent, hear me out) by mimicking it horribly. Alabaster retaliates by trying to mimic Wills. Ethan just wants one quiet morning but no. (Since Naomi is a country singer, I imagine she purposely exaggerates the accent enough that it rubbed off on Will.)

❁ Will can handle many things gore-wise. Bros seen shit as a medic. But he absolutely cannot handle anything to do with nails being ripped off or skin being torn away. And so Nico will tend to cover his eyes if he knows it's coming up.

𑁍 Alabaster for Ethans birthday once got Ethan a prosthetic eye that lights up when you clap. He partially regretted it when he went to get water at 3 in the morning and nearly had a heart attack when he was met with Ethan standing there.

❁ Dates between them usually consist of them binge-watching a mutually agreed-upon show and complaining when one of the characters does something stupid.

𑁍 They had to stop watching the Good Doctor because Will kept pausing to explain how wrong it was.

❁ Nico has pretty bad claustrophobia due to the jar, and so sometimes when he feels like the room is too cramped he likes to sit outside for a bit. He welcomes any of them to join him. Many heart-to-hearts have happened because of this.

𑁍 Ethan genuinely isn't sure how Alabaster is alive. Bro doesn't drink water until he has a headache, barely remembers that eating is in fact not optional, and that sleep is for more than passing time. At this rate he doesn't know how any of them are still kicking.