#he fancy

Bug dad- I mean, Sparda joins the countdown for the new Devil May Cry anime ! Only 8 days left !!

And obviously it fits

But legend's middlest of middle child energy let’s him get away with literally anything Wild wants to do

And he is so much worse than Wild

Wild gets called out for collecting monster parts

And he gets lectured while he has to see legend rip out the guts of several monsters and… just hoard them for the fun of it

And nobody even seems to see him do it right next to him because his middle child status makes him ignored by default

(He will at some point hand them over to the old witch for potion… but as long as it isn’t happening all goes right into his not so little hoard)

There are literally two games dedicated to collecting organs for the hero of legend campaign

Link between worlds and link to the past

Wild dives of a cliff and dies as a result

Legend wants the result of being dead and does the same

Legend dies not out of recklessness but to change his gear

(And he does it a lot as well)

Wild burns forests

Legend has the equivalent of a flamethrower for a fire rod and can create fire tornadoes

And even has the magic ability to set stuff on fire with just his hands

(Again link to the past and link between worlds)

Yet when he does it he again doesn’t get noticed while Wild gets lectured for it

Wild throws a rock in self defense

Legend throws anything not nailed down

(Including rocks,self summoned blocks, pots and also a literal sign he stole ,shrubs he uprooted (link to the past) , several explosives of unholy destruction (triforce heroes) and more importantly fairies he uses as bombs… somehow (cadence of Hyrule), sand rod exists so he can throw sand at people (link between worlds)

And again he does it when nobody is looking

Even worse he dresses up in cute outfits and then fights monsters looking fancy (triforce heroes)

Like a linebeck outfit

The Zelda outfit Wild wanted so badly

Fierce deity's armor for some reason

And the worst of all …

A cat girl outfit

Like legend can do that yet Wild can’t run around in boxers

Legend can also turn into a painting apparently because why not

And he uses it to cheat (Wild saw it first hand)

Wild gets asked to clear his slate yet legend has a full orchestra worth of instruments (including a piano and a cello) in his own

With a ton of other stuff

Yet Wild is apparently the problem!?!.!

🎶you’ve trespassed upon my kingdom, and now you are in my swaaaaay.

Which basically means as The Queen of all Queens, I’m going to make you paaaaay

Off with his shirt! Strip him down, don’t be shy boys go to town. I’ll be that chest is heaven blessed so firm and peeeert🎶