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Geralt of Rivia 🐺

The the random guy shaking the guy in the chair???

Why have I never payed attention to the background before? I have so many questions!

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“Why is your medallion vibrating?” Jaskier asks.

Please, please don’t say anything! Merlin prays as Geralt’s knowing eyes meet his own. I’m not bad, I swear! Don’t out me like this!

jaskier: let me kiss it better :)

geralt: what no

magical inhuman!jaskier: *smooch* there :)

Jaskiers never been close to someone who gets injured as badly, or as often, as Geralt. and hes never been close to somone who knows what its like to be injured as well as Geralt.

He knows that when he kisses a bruise, the pain goes away - and bleeding wounds often aren’t as dramatic as they first seemed before he kissed them. But thats just how kisses work, right? thats the whole point of “kissing it better” - it hurts less when you are cared for, and once you’ve calmed down you’ll see there was nothing to panic about anyway.

But Geralt knows somethings up. When he’s injured he knows exactly how badly, how painfully, and how long it should take to heal. what he doesnt know is what the fuck Jaskier is and what the hell he’s just done to him.

Why am I like this?!?!

At the end of season one, Galavant and his friends were put in the evil Queen’s (his ex, later Richard’s - beardy dude’s - wife) dungeon, and Gal fucked up his own escape plan by getting piss drunk while trying to talk Richard into assassinating the big bad.

Here’s their drinking song. It’s even more catchy than this one.

yennefer: Calling me the devil? How original, bard