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the vibe Ormund is bringing in dutiful wife (Ormund x Otto’s second!wife!reader)

#julez yaps #otto knew exactly what he was doing marrying her #then taking her away #then sending her back to play house #he’s praying to the stranger to claim his uncle #counting the days away from her like a prisoner #he’s trying so hard to be nonchalant when she returns #he fails #house of the dragon #hotd #ormund hightower

Son of Apollo!Bernard 100% knows lyrics to every song in the world due to his powers, regardless of the language, and pre-reveal Tim is determined to find a song that Bernard does not know

#he fails #pjo x dc #timbern #flames of the ember

thought this part in akatsuki hiden was pretty funny

#naruto #kakuhida #hidakaku #hidan #kakuzu #akatsuki hiden #are you actually kidding me though #kakuzu wants to pretend he doesn't care SO bad #he FAILS #i can't believe he immediately releases the genjutsu for hidan #he doesn't even ask a second time #he just does it immediately after saying he won't #kishimoto said theyre friends #imagine being gay and in love #imagine being STUPID AND GAY #Btw love that hidan never knows wtf is going on #love that for him #myart

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Sotr spoilers

#sotr spoilers #sotr #im back on my bullshit #angst #hadestown #hadestown musical #haymitch abernathy #lenore dove #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #sunrise on the reaping #tbosas #lucy grey baird #coriolanus snow #orpheus #erurydice #he fails #and katniss succeeds purely from luck #peeta almost met leanore doves fate #someone tell me im not crazy

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“I want to be gentle. But I’m afraid of falling apart. Why do I fall apart?”

#reiner fanart #attack on titan reiner #aot reiner #attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #reiner braun #reiner #snk reiner #reiner braun comic #making bracelets #he fails #someone help him

Switch au where Subaru ends up in Reinhard’s manor and the plot is somehow mostly the same(also not) except he cries his hearts out to Reinhard and telling him they should run away together as he had been there with him throughout each loops and somehow they still fail.

(im gonna be ignoring the fact that he was called for a mission during this time so im gonna make him get called literally before the whale attack)

oh no..... it's so over....... i am being forced to make another four swords au...... i'm getting attached.........

may i offer..... littlebig au.... in which minish are a ''little bigger'' than their canon counterparts [about a foot tall], link is a minish, he hangs out around hyrule town cause he thinks it's neat, vaati shows up, minish cap happens, link now officially lives in hyrule town and pretty much just runs around like a little chaos gremlin,

then four swords happens. link gets split by the sword, plot happens, shadow DOESN'T DIE [!!!] because i decided this is the whimsy au, and now there are four [plus shadow] little chaos gremlins running around town causing shenanigans [because i like to think in this au, link would prefer to be split, as opposed to prism, who prefers to be ''whole'' while he still has the ability to merge]

in this au, i'm playing around with the idea that jabbernuts give you the ability to understand a language, but not necessarily speak it, so while link can understand what people are saying [and he can read], he has to actually learn how to speak the hylian language [vio is very good at this of course]. shadow has cheat codes and came into being with the knowledge of how to read/speak/etc hylian for causing chaos purposes so he doesn't have to do anything. loser.

in summary/TLDR: littlebig au, in which minish are a foot tall, link is a minish, his fragments + shadow perform whimsy and chaos around hyrule town, and barely anyone can understand each other because of language barriers and barely helpful jabbernuts. vio and shadow are exempt from this because shadow is built different and vio is just like that

#instead of being on the ground i imagine minish villages would be amongst the branches...#blending in with the leaves with beautifully woven vine bridges #cause they're much bigger comparatively and they don't burrow so it'd be harder for them to hide #and i can't work with the ''can only be seen by children'' mechanic in this setting #at least not easily #so i'm dropping that #the way link and zelda first meet is during vaati's first attack btw #vaati goes to turn zelda into stone #link leaps out of nowhere to stop him #he fails #but he does beat vaati up a little #like an angry cat #and then he gets yeeted #rip bro #anyway #im calling it littlebig because #well #because i had no other ideas #and because. well. the minish are a .. little bigger than normal #SO ANYWAY #guess i gotta #littlebig au #for future reference #and of course #legend of zelda #four swords #four swords au #also the four sword is appropriately sized #lmao four sword more like four letter opener #it got resized when it was reforged cause

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