#hate aus

I couldn’t care less about Ward’s hero arc (which seems to be what this is mostly in aid of) I’m disappointed by it, in fact, he was much better as a full blown baddie. I have no need to see Daisy forgive him or whatever is going to happen to please ‘Skyeward’ stans.

They have effectively killed off Fitz to do this as well. Basically with only 6 episodes left (probably ever) they have decided to break up FitzSimmons and write out one of the show’s most loved characters. Yeah, yeah its fun to see the nicest guy ever switch roles to the big bad bla bla bla. But honestly its also just a kick in the face to those of us who have stuck with AOS because they are invested in his character and in FitzSimmons. How is this a reward for fans? How is it rewarding us to see Fitz violated this way by AIDA and to see Jemma lose him? Am I missing something?

Not to mention what they have done to May. I have a seriously hard time believing that May could ever go along with what Hydra is doing when the incident with the inhuman girl happened well into her adulthood. Its a little more viable that Fitz is so different since whatever happened probably occured in childhood when he was still developing, but I don’t buy this at all for May.

The only positive here is that BJ is back, and possibly Nick and Adrianne too. But, again, i’d preferred to see Huntingbird back in the actual series.

they are indeed incredibly cute anon, i have to agree with you there. :^)

“the bully that made my life a living hell all throughout school just messaged me on facebook saying that they wanted to meet up?? … well yeah sure they might want to make amends but what if they’re some kind of axe-wielding murderer?”

you’re the biggest dick of a boss i’ve ever met and i hate working for you. you asked me if i could drop some files off at your house, you opened the door and oh my god i didn’t know you had two kids??? that’s so cute??

(additionally) later you asked if i could babysit your kids and before you left i noticed how nice and sweet you are to your children. this is the purest thing i’ve ever seen maybe you’re not that bad afterall

we share mutual friends and we hate each other’s guts, i think the only reason they deliberately make us hang out with each other all the time is just to snicker at our passive aggressive comments to each other. as much as i hate you, there’s something admirable about your insults

the compulsory “we have to share a bed and we hate each other but wake up hugging each other” au

Person A hates Person B. Person B is dating someone else, but somehow their relationships always end in disaster. Soon it becomes clear that that Person A was behind all of this. Person B becomes enraged and they get in a massive fight.“Why do you do this!” Person B shouts.“Because I love you! I love you and I hate you for it!” Person A responds.

we’ve been competing against each other to get this one promotion we both desperately want. long story short, you get the promotion and on the first day of your new role i don’t want to go in because i just know that you’re gonna mock me. the following day, turns out i’ve been promoted as well and we’re sharing the job?? how did you?? how did you do that?

my roommate moved out so they could live with their boyfriend/girlfriend, turns out that you were the roommate of said significant other. also i need to find a roommate before the end of this week, so??? just because it’s convenient for the both of us

(additionally) “WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PLAY LOUD MUSIC WHEN I’M TRYING TO STUDY I HATE THIS”“WHY DO YOU ALWAYS STUDY WHEN I’M PLAYING MY MUSIC??”

ok apparently i’m assigned to tutor this rule-breaking delinquent, they can’t be that difficult to tutor right… ? (spoiler: i was wrong)

 you’re a cat person and i’m a dog person and we always run into each other into in the park and our pets hate each other, so i automatically hate you. (also, wHO WALKS THEIR CAT??)

we’ve been having a heated on debate about whether the film version is better than the book… they cut out an entire storyline! there wasn’t even vampires in the book how is that a good idea???

your sibling bullies my sibling and i have had enough, I’M GONNA BEAT YOU INTO NEXT WEEK IF YOU DON’T GET THEM TO STOP. you’re a lot cuter this close actually shit, bUT STILL

we’re both competing in this athletic competition and you can tell we’re being very competitive. there is obviously something wrong with the judges!! there’s no such thing as joint 1st!!

Don’t crawl, strut in here with your head held high, we love you guys! :) and I love these type of aus :D

I’m just out here trying to mow my lawn and you’re watering your plants which is fine but you spRAYED ME WITH THE HOSE I’M GONNA MURDER YOU

some kids egged my house but i’m sure you put them up to it

STOP BLOWING YOUR LEAVES INTO MY YARD

awww, you’re giving me a thank you pie for being mean? that’s so- i can’t believe you just smashed it in my face that’s it i’m calling the cops on your sorry ass

there’s now a sign in my front lawn saying “THE PERSON WHO LIVES HERE SUCKS” well let me just move that to your yard after all it’s yours

i don’t even remember why we hate each other anymore it’s just a way of life now

your christmas light display is awesome and i’m jealous but it’s super bright and annoying take it down

you need to stop your dog from pooping in my lawn i know it’s on purpose asshole

I hope you like these ones! :)

Louis thinks Harry's annoying...but not really