Any hate to love aus by any chance? I find those so cute ^^'
they are indeed incredibly cute anon, i have to agree with you there. :^)
“the bully that made my life a living hell all throughout school just messaged me on facebook saying that they wanted to meet up?? … well yeah sure they might want to make amends but what if they’re some kind of axe-wielding murderer?”
you’re the biggest dick of a boss i’ve ever met and i hate working for you. you asked me if i could drop some files off at your house, you opened the door and oh my god i didn’t know you had two kids??? that’s so cute??
(additionally) later you asked if i could babysit your kids and before you left i noticed how nice and sweet you are to your children. this is the purest thing i’ve ever seen maybe you’re not that bad afterall
we share mutual friends and we hate each other’s guts, i think the only reason they deliberately make us hang out with each other all the time is just to snicker at our passive aggressive comments to each other. as much as i hate you, there’s something admirable about your insults
the compulsory “we have to share a bed and we hate each other but wake up hugging each other” au
Person A hates Person B. Person B is dating someone else, but somehow their relationships always end in disaster. Soon it becomes clear that that Person A was behind all of this. Person B becomes enraged and they get in a massive fight.“Why do you do this!” Person B shouts.“Because I love you! I love you and I hate you for it!” Person A responds.
we’ve been competing against each other to get this one promotion we both desperately want. long story short, you get the promotion and on the first day of your new role i don’t want to go in because i just know that you’re gonna mock me. the following day, turns out i’ve been promoted as well and we’re sharing the job?? how did you?? how did you do that?
my roommate moved out so they could live with their boyfriend/girlfriend, turns out that you were the roommate of said significant other. also i need to find a roommate before the end of this week, so??? just because it’s convenient for the both of us
(additionally) “WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PLAY LOUD MUSIC WHEN I’M TRYING TO STUDY I HATE THIS”“WHY DO YOU ALWAYS STUDY WHEN I’M PLAYING MY MUSIC??”
ok apparently i’m assigned to tutor this rule-breaking delinquent, they can’t be that difficult to tutor right… ? (spoiler: i was wrong)
 you’re a cat person and i’m a dog person and we always run into each other into in the park and our pets hate each other, so i automatically hate you. (also, wHO WALKS THEIR CAT??)
we’ve been having a heated on debate about whether the film version is better than the book… they cut out an entire storyline! there wasn’t even vampires in the book how is that a good idea???
your sibling bullies my sibling and i have had enough, I’M GONNA BEAT YOU INTO NEXT WEEK IF YOU DON’T GET THEM TO STOP. you’re a lot cuter this close actually shit, bUT STILL
we’re both competing in this athletic competition and you can tell we’re being very competitive. there is obviously something wrong with the judges!! there’s no such thing as joint 1st!!
“star trek or star wars?”“star trek” “star wars”“WHAT THE-”
