#hasbro transformers

✨Little Star ✨

There are 4 tiers of quality when it comes to Transformers.

They are:

•Name Brand

•Off Brand

•Clearance Bin

•Whoever Shat the Bed Last

I give you...

The Transmutes!

Ebay special!

I don't know what the yellow and green thing is. I think it's supposed the be the Fallen. Optimus is waaay shorter than he should be, and he looks like he let a bunch of school kids paint him.

And Bumblebee seems to be suffering some sort of identity crisis.

But, wait! It gets worse!

There's a certain charm to the "Whoever Shat the Bed Last" transformers. Sometimes, it's the wonky proportions. Sometimes it's the bad paint jobs. It can even be the face sculpts that border on copyright infringement.

But in this case, it's the lack of consistency.

But, wait! There's more!

I inherited my dad's perfectionism and the desperate dire need to be thorough. So when I spotted this one at the bottom of the page, I knew I had to get it.

But, wait! It gets worse! Again!

I love this for several reasons.

One, none of the robots are actually blue.

Two, the face if the red robot on the art doesn't seem to match what's actually in the box.

Three, the paint job on the red robot art doesn't match what's in the box at all.

Four, I'm not sure the swords are even included.

AHHHHHHHHHH!!

Holy Trio of the Decepticons as they say.

“One Shall Stand...”

Let them rest.