the problem is that when i get my money i pretend like i have more than i actually do, i’m like oh i’m fuckin loaded! i’m going to indulge myself :) and then like two days later i’m out of money and the only food left is stuff that is more difficult to prepare than throwing it in the microwave so i can’t have THAT and so i just lay around feeling bad, eating plain bread and slices of ham with barbecue sauce poured onto them