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That's what I tell people when they ask why Frankie Morales knows my drink order better than I do. Or why the quiet man with the soulful eyes finally loosens up in my presence.
Just friends.
That's what I tell myself when he calls me on his drive home because he saw a sunset and thought I'd like it. When he leaves little voice messages that say absolutely nothing important but still do.
When he texts me that he made it home. As if I was waiting to know. As if he knows I was.
Just friends.
When he remembers things nobody else does. The anniversary that makes me quiet. The song I always skip. The way thunderstorms make me nervous. The fact that I need the TV on to sleep when my head gets too loud. That I am the only person who knows about the ghosts he carries like luggage.
Just friends.
When I find myself looking for his truck before I even get out of my car at any gathering. When a room feels wrong until he's in it. When something good happens and his name appears in my mind before anyone else's. When no one apart from me knows the shape of his loneliness.
Just friends.
When he says my name in that soft, careful way he does that makes my stomach flip. Like he's holding something fragile. Something far more than words. And when I say his, his eyes crinkle in a laugh bright enough to feel like sunlight.
Just friends.
Until one night we're sharing a bed because life has a funny sense of humor and we're adults who can handle it, right ?
Just friends.
With a pillow between us that feels like a whole ocean. I fall asleep facing the wall and he falls asleep facing the other direction. Until somewhere in the middle of the night, while the world is quiet enough to tell the truth, our bodies betray us.
Just two tired people reaching for comfort.
And when we both wake with only the sun as our witness, neither of us moves. His arm is still around my waist. My hand is still curled against his chest. Neither of us says a word.
Because suddenly just friends feels like the biggest lie we've ever told. And yet neither of us is brave enough to call it anything else.
This is a little different than what I usually write, but my bestie @rhapsodyofdarkness gently nudged(read: bullied) me into publishing this, so there you go.
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[insert blorbo] has been enlisted by the powers that be to wear the clown costume at an upcoming birthday party. [blorbo] is not happy about it but agrees because it means they get unlimited Count Chocula.
---Jack Whiskey had few weaknesses in life. Soft leather, a nice pair of Levi's, and his three year old niece.
"Uncle Jack! Uncle Jack! Uncle Jack!" She screamed, hopping towards him with sticky hands and Kool aid stains above her lips. Her plastic dress-up shoes clacked on the floor. "Tomorrow is my birthday!"
"I know it is, sweetheart!" He beamed down at her. "Are you excited?"
She didn't so much answer him as expel a long, sharp squeal from every muscle in her body.
Jack winced, pressing his finger to his ear. "I'll take that as a yes," he murmured.
His sister forced a smile, eyes glazed over as she slouched in her seat. "Alright, baby. Tell Uncle Jack what you want for your birthday."
Her eyes grew big and round and sparkly and she grinned with every single one of her teeth. "I want a CLOOWWWNN!!!!!"
Jack's expression flip-flopped between a smile and a grimace. "A clown, huh?"
"I want YOU! To be a RODEO CLOWN!!" She growled and started head-butting Jack in the leg repeatedly.
"Uh... what was that, sweetheart?"
"I'm a bull! And you're the stupid clown!!!" She stopped head-butting him and started punching his leg with her tiny, sticky fists.
His sister sighed. "She saw a rodeo clown on TV and he had a lasso and a cowboy hat on and now she wants you to be a rodeo clown."
Jack scratched his neck as the tiny terror continued her assault. "Well, that's not quite what I do, baby girl--"
"And you have a red nose!!"
"I do, do i?" He looked to his sister to translate.
"You have to wear a red nose."
"Ah," he said. "I'm not so sure about that, but--"
"NO!" She stomped her plastic heel on the tile floor as hard as she could muster. She stared up at him with wild, furious brown eyes. "You're a rodeo clown! And you get the choco-chocula!!" She growled through gritted teeth, shaking her her head. "Choco-choco!! Choco-choco!!" She clacked her way into the other room and returned with a box of Count Chocula cereal, stuffing handfuls in her mouth and chomping. "You're a clown! You're a clown! It's my birthdaaaaaaay!!"
"Well...," Jack sighed. "Color me convinced!"
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The next day, his niece was much cleaner with her curls braided and shoes that actually fit her feet. The living room was crowded with family.
And when Jack stepped out in a funny yellow outfit and big blue shoes and a big red nose--his face painted white--his neice burst into tears, sobbing.
"Why would you do that?!" She cried.
"Baby, it's okay! It's me, Uncle Jack!"
"Why?!?!" She moaned, wiping her tears and squirming from her mother's arms. "Why would you do that?!"
"You asked him to be a rodeo clown!" His sister tried to explain.
"No, I didnt!!" His niece fumbled away, her bright green dress all askew. "No i didnt!! No! No!" She ran from the room with her mother on her heels.
Jack smiled politely at the group before escaping to the kitchen. The kitchen was quiet, though his niece's cries echoed through the house. All the party snacks were in the other room with the guests, so he decided to snoop through the pantry. Relief poured through him at the sight of two large boxes of Count Chocula. He tucked the elastic band of his pants beneath his gut and grabbed the unopened box. He then retreated to the patio to gorge and lounge until his niece decided to come back out or until he got tired of waddling around in oversized shoes.
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Lol this was pretty fun to write! Thank you for the prompt!
…and the vet was like, “You know the thing with geriatric cats is—” and I was like, “What do you mean, geriatric?! It’s a little baby, look at her!"
Kumail Nanjiani: Night Thoughts (2025)
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