Alarmingly Bad

E for effort, Smith

They’re BFFs

Look, I’m not addicted, but I’m pretty sure I’ll die if I stop drinking it.

I apologize for nothing.

Every professional writer can do this, they just don’t out of politeness

Rude.

Paper is a lover, not a fighter.

I never understood how these folks weren’t screened out in, like, the hiring process.

A lot of parenting is just “yes, and”-ing

I’m not sure which is better tbh

FUN FACT: This is where the term “banging” comes from

I would know, I have to live with me.

…and that’s where baby archery targets come from. The End.

Nobody goes through things quite like the Kool-Aid Man

The only thing that’s aged poorly about this comic is Google being useful

Oh Galbor, “sending an armed squad” is your answer for everything

Guarantee you he just didn’t plug it in