Alarmingly Bad

*Fun* facts? In this economy?

E for effort, Smith

They’re BFFs

Look, I’m not addicted, but I’m pretty sure I’ll die if I stop drinking it.

I apologize for nothing.

Every professional writer can do this, they just don’t out of politeness

Rude.

Paper is a lover, not a fighter.

I never understood how these folks weren’t screened out in, like, the hiring process.

A lot of parenting is just “yes, and”-ing

I’m not sure which is better tbh

FUN FACT: This is where the term “banging” comes from

I would know, I have to live with me.

…and that’s where baby archery targets come from. The End.

Nobody goes through things quite like the Kool-Aid Man

The only thing that’s aged poorly about this comic is Google being useful

Oh Galbor, “sending an armed squad” is your answer for everything