#halalan

"Hey there, old timer."

Alan doesn't have to look to know who's just slipped into the bedroom through the window. He still makes a point of turning, telling himself it's just his age the thing making his knees feel a little unsteady.

There, still covered in a soft green glow, stands Hal, looking only worse for wear. Knowing the man, this is nothing considering how bad things often go for him. At least he's still in one piece, not holding his guts in place and not actively bleeding out. Alan has chewed him out enough times over that for Hal to learn his lesson, it seems.

Still, out of caution, he asks: "Do you need bandages?"

Hal snorts, depowering his ring before taking a couple of steps further into the room. "Promise I'm all good this time," he even offers a smile in that charming way of his that makes Alan feel thirty years younger. "Only a little singed."

Alan frowns, taking the final steps to get them closer, and he grabs Hal's face by the chin, lifting it up to then turn his head left to right. Hal's in an easygoing mood. That's sometimes a good sign.

"You'd be much better here. With me." When Hal lifts an eyebrow, he quickly adds, "And the other members of the Justice Society. We would take good care of you."

"We, huh?" Hal laughs, casually placing his hands on Alan's hips. "And I suppose the other members would also want me to kiss them."

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who hogs the duvet

Hal, he is a fragile Californian flower. This is why he wears his jacket everywhere. He's cold.

who texts/rings to check how their day is going

No one. Alan would think about it but he's too repressed to do it. Hal just forgets.

who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts

Hal brings Alan alien trinkets that mind control him and becomes a whole Issue. Alan gifts Hal a toothbrush.

who gets up first in the morning

Alan, he is disciplined. Hal's circadian rhythm fucked off 20 years ago and has yet to come back.

who suggests new things in bed

Hal, he's a freak

who cries at movies

Alan cries at movies but he just stares straight ahead stone faced with no change in expression while tears run down his cheeks. It's freaky.

who gives unprompted massages

Hal. Alan's back is puckered tight like a butthole. He's more knots than muscle. Also Hal and Ollie gave each other massages all the time back in the days.

who fusses over the other when they’re sick

Hal but he is bad at it. Alan just sends get well flowers from far far away.

who gets jealous easiest

Yes.

who has the most embarrassing taste in music

Alan is so old his embarrassing taste in music has looped back around to being classic.

who collects something unusual

Probably Alan??? He's rich and old, he's into some weird stuff. Hal doesn't believe in the concept of owning worldly possessions.

who takes the longest to get ready

Alan

who is the most tidy and organised

Hal because he owns like 2 things. Alan has maids, if he had to organize his own space he'd be a disaster

who gets most excited about the holidays

Hal?? Alan is too stoic to get ""excited""

who is the big spoon/little spoon

They both insist on being the big spoon (Hal wants to be the little spoon but he'll never admit it)

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports

They both get SO competitive though Hal is the only one who will admit it

who starts the most arguments

They are both so cocky and rude. Maybe Hal by a small margin because he's a little more cocky and rude than Alan, though Alan is more unreasonable

who suggests that they buy a pet

Kyle and/or john.

what couple traditions they have

Idk they probably blow up places together. Hal takes Alan on romantic vacations to alien planets where they blow things up.

what tv shows they watch together

This is a question to ask someone who watches shows

What Other Couple They Hang Out With

Jay and Joan?? Ollie and Dinah? Kyle probably insists on hanging out. They probably hang out more with the JSA crew than the JL crew because Hal is more friends with Alan's friends than Alan is friends with Hal's friends.

how they spend time together as a couple

Making life worse for everyone else. And fucking.

who made the first move

Hal, Alan would never be the first to initiate affection

who brings flowers home

Hal brings space flowers home that turn out to be space sex pollen flowers. Alan gets Hal a bouquet and it turns out Hal is allergic to carnations.

who is the best cook

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