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Things Bruce Wayne does at Justice League meetings that 100% confirm the fact that he is a Dad.
Makes attempts at referencing pop culture to try and relate to the younger members. The most memorable instance is when he told Flash to βkeep running up that hill.β (Dick laughs for an hour when Wally tells him about it.)
Does the iconic groan/grunt whenever he sits down in his chair. Itβs hilarious, but no one is dumb enough to laugh at the Batman.
Ensures that the background music exclusively plays Matchbox 20 and Nirvana. Diana is the only one who enjoys this.
Actively complain about how everyone is βruining his floorβ whenever they push back their chairs.
On that note, he also complains about crumbs getting everywhere whenever someone is snacking.
Will (covertly) ask Clark for grilling tips during breaks. Oliver overhears this once and has to go lay down out of shock, because Batman? Grilling?
Declines requests for new equipment/tools/etc. because they βhave that at the Watchtower.β This inevitably leads to complaining from the entire JL.
Always, without fail, will ask Hal if heβs changed the oil in the spacecraft recently. Hal doesnβt know whether to be offended or not.
Randomly interrogates members on if theyβve messed with the Hall of Justiceβs thermostat. They have not, in fact, touched the thermostat.
Someone needs to stop me because I literally cannot get the image of Bruce being the Typical Dad (tm) of the Justice League.
Bruce: Oh hello
Talia: *sitting on his bed in a robe playing with her hair* hello beloved
Bruce: *looks up to see Constantine and Ghost maker playing rock paper scissors* what are they doing
Talia: Oh we are playing to see who gets to rail you first, Iβm going last
Bruce: ah ok
Clark: *pops his head up from the side of the bed* Selina isnβt invited this time because she made fun of Constantine, so he placed a spell that makes it so she banished from your room
Selina: *banging on the window* THIS Is BULLSHIT!
Constantine: Haha take that! Try again later mate
Ghost: Fuck you I got here first so I should rail him
Hal: Iβm just glad Iβm invited
Bruce: so when are we doing this
Talia: no clue
Talia, begins to talk with Bruce as the others argue and Clark texts his ma that he wonβt be home for dinner.
Bruce: ok wake me up when everyoneβs decided
Selina: HAHA SURPRISE BITCHES!
Constantine: HOW DID U GET IN HERE
Selina: idk ask your ex girlfriend
Constantine: ah bollocks
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Bruce Wayne was raised by Alfred Pennyworth for like most of his life. And kids learn how to speak from the people that raised them. New Jersey accent Bruce Wayne is a hc I like but I prefer British accent Bruce Wayne.
Hal saying complete bullshit: and after that she gave me her numberβ
Bruce who is done with his shit: Will you shut up mate?!
Hal:β¦ I think youβve been hanging out with Constantine too much.
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Clark venting: I donβt know why he insists on making Kon a public figure. Heβs just a kid, he doesnβt need fans.
Bruce: You should tell Lex about thatβ¦ and tell him that heβs a wanker.
Clark:β¦ Yeah, I might do that.
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Bruce on a date with Selina( theyβre at bat burger ): Can you pass me the chips?
Selina: What chips?
Bruce pointing at the fries: These chips.
Selina:β¦ I forgot you were raised by Alfred.
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CW: alcohol use (reader is very drunk), protective Hal, emotional vulnerability, fluff and gentle pining.
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The bar was loud, smoky, and exactly the kind of place Hal Jordan usually loved.
Tonight, though, he wasnβt in the mood for the usual chaos. Heβd just come off a long mission with the Corps, the kind that left even a cocky test pilot feeling a little too human. He wanted a drink, some quiet, and maybe a pretty face to flirt with to forget the stars for a while.
Then he saw you.
You were at the end of the bar, slumped over a half-empty glass, cheeks flushed, eyes glassy. Your dress was cute but rumpled, like youβd been there too long. Someone tried to lean in too close, and you waved them off with a tired laugh that didnβt reach your eyes.
Halβs protective instincts flared instantly. He didnβt know you. Didnβt owe you anything. But something about the way you looked β small, overwhelmed, trying to hold it together β hit him like a yellow beam to the chest.
He slid onto the stool beside you before he could think better of it.
βHey,β he said, voice easy but firm enough to cut through the noise. βYou okay over here?β