Dialogue Prompts #3
Grumpy/Sarcastic/Kinda Mean IDK Character Edition:
"Why are you looking at me? Just because I'm hot doesn't mean you have to stare."
"Oh yes, that's such a good plan, guys! Maybe we should try running into oncoming traffic, too?"
"I don't like you. I don't like anyone. I tolerate your existence."
"If he doesn't calm down in three seconds I am knocking his ass out."
"How about we don't do that?"
"Stop smiling at me. I did nothing to cause that look on your stupid face. Stop."
"How about - and hear me out for a second - no?"
"You're like a moth to a flame, but the flame is actually the dumbest idea I have ever heard."
"...Have you turned it off and on again? I know he's not a computer but we're running out of options here-"
"Are you dumb and deaf, or have you had so many concussions you don't know what's right from left anymore?"
"Hey! Where's her handler? Get off of me-"
"No we aren't friends? I don't even like you?"
"Mm, yes. Let's not sleep for three days and wonder why we're all hallucinating. Definitely not because we're all sleep deprived!"
"Who fucked you and left you disappointed?"
"Is there an actual reason you're crying or is it because you saw a sad animal video again?"
"What am I doing? Definitely not smashing a window."
"You aren't dying, you have a cold. No, it's not - if you keep that up I'll make you wish you were dying."
"You'll be the smartest one here when pigs start flying."
"Seasonal depression only counts when it's not year round."
"You moron. No seriously, who the fuck thinks 'Oh, yes, I see a closed door. Let's smash my entire body through it instead of checking if it's unlocked like a normal person-"














