I have decided we need more text messages between the group
Simon: @.everyone! I have important news! Clary: Simon, it's 2am. Izzy: Simon! Wtf! I was sleeping! Maia: This better be important. Magnus: Yes, it better be. Simon: It is! Me and Jace are in love! Clary: … Izzy: … Maia: … Jace: Really, babe, you could have waited to tell them until tomorrow. Simon: I could not! This is the most surprising and pressing news in the last decade! Clary: Simon, I don't know how to tell you this… Maia: We've known for like, two years. Simon: Wha??? Izzy: I'm going back to bed. The next time you wake me only to tell me things I already know, I will end you. Simon: But… but… How could you all have known? I didn't even know! Max: Dude, please, it was so obvious. Simon: Then why didn't anyone tell me?!… Wait, Max? What are you doing up this late? Isn't it a school night? Max: Woke up from all the noise of Magnus trying to wrestle the bow out of Alec's hands so he can't go and shoot you with it for waking him up. Clary: Damn Simon, was nice knowing you. Maia: At least you and Jace had a few hours of not being oblivious idiots before you die. Jace: I told you to wait until tomorrow! Simon: Magnus! I'm counting on you to keep your more murderous half detained for long enough for me to hide! Izzy: RIP
