#grimmjack

Jaune: One minute, you're minding your own business, being your average, normal, antisocial, self-diagnosing, hot mess express self, trying to sew miniature dresses for your make-believe girlfriend who is just a head...

Jaune: And then...

SHE APPEARED

Jaune: ...dragging you into the world which had rejected you all these years and now you're her literal slave and forced to make nothing but weird 18+ fanfiction dream cosplays!

Nora(drunkenly nagging Jaune as Team JNOR sit around a campfire): Tell us a story!

Jaune(sighing in resignation): Okay.

Jaune(as everyone looks at him): Once upon a time, there was a shattered moon.

Nora(glaring at him): Bulls%#*!

Jaune(deadpanning at her alongside Ren and Oscar): Okay… Once a upon a time-

Jaune(gesturing up at the shattered moon in the night sky): -there IS a shattered moon!

Weiss: my hero, go get someone with mmuscle before they notice you

Thug: you, squishy one

Weiss: nevermind

Thug: you one of weiss's buddies?

Weiss: she's no one, just a classmate. Ruby get my ransome money ready, they're gonna ask for alot but i'm worth it

Thug: beat it kid, if ya know whats good for ya

Ruby: hehehe corpses dont talk.

Thug: whachu say? *tased* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Weiss: remind me to never piss you off.

Food Wars! The Fourth Plate aka Shokugeki no Souma: Shin no Sara

There’s this abridged series I had forgotten that I had watched from Grimmjack. The voice acting and what they say in the parody was really fcuking funny. There are currently 9 episodes of it all of which are from season 1 ending at the Training camp of hell arc.

Neo: (Kicks down the door, Thinking) HEEEY~! WASSUP, NERD~?!.

Jaune: Neo?! Is that really you?!

Neo: (Hugs him)

Neo: (Crushes his skull with a pop, Blinks) Whoa! Where'd that thought come from? Eh. I'll worry about it later. I'll just regular hug him.

Jaune: (Hugging, Sobbing) Neo! I thought you were gone forever~! I'm so glad you're okay, despite everything Ruby said and did!

Ruby: Jaune...

Jaune: Oh god, is that her?

Ruby: You're finally back with us... (Hugs)

Ruby: (Grins sinisterly) Everything is going perfectly according to my plans... You two are now my perfect, living weapons~!

Jaune: Wh- What was that, Ruby?

Winter: Hello, child. I am seeking a bewildered, drunk, sad-looking old man.

Ruby: Eh?

Winter: Who is a huntsman.

Ruby: Oh, you mean Uncle Dad?

Winter: Impossible. The man I'm looking for is incapable of having children. He's terrible, you see.

Ruby: He didn't have me. He took me.

Winter: ...That's even worse. And very, very sad.

Artoria(as she crouches down next to Bedivere): My name is Artoria Pendragon.

Artoria(hesitation in her voice): I’m…a King.

Bedivere(grunting as he lays injured on the ground): Oh, cool!

Bedivere(as Artoria stares at him in shock): I was starting to think Kings were all just sullen dudes with crowns, but…

Bedivere(offering the blonde a small, blood stained smile before coughing a bit): You’re pretty cute!

Artoria(staring at him in confusion): You’re not afraid of me?

Bedivere(smiling at her once more): Of course not!

Bedivere(reminding the stunned Artoria of his injuries): I’m far more afraid of my broken ribs puncturing my collapsed lung and surely killing me! Ugh!

Bedivere: Speaking of which…