#grimauld place

grim-old-place

Harry: Narcissa, could you stand over there with Lucius and Draco?

Narcissa: sure, Harry, honey

Harry: Luna, please stand right next to Draco

Luna: okay

Harry: splendid! *grabs the camera*

Harry: smile!

Luna: :D

Narcissa: :>

Lucius: :)

Draco: :}

Harry: we will title this photo “our lovely white-haired cocksuckers”

Narcissa: oh that’s clever

Lucius: well-

Narcissa: admit it, Lucius, it’s both very funny and clever

Lucius: okay, it is clever too

Draco: what is Luna doing here, then

Narcissa: she’s lovely!

Luna: oh thank you, Mrs Malfoy

Lucius: that is my opinion as well

Luna: thank you, Mr Malfoy

Luna: I think what Harry meant by putting me here is that because I suck cocks too

Draco: you do WHAT

*music stops*

Luna: I SUCK COCKS!

*music starts again*

Narcissa: she fits our family perfectly with this attitude

Narcissa: she’s like our baby from another parents

Lucius: you and Draco are almost like twins

Harry: see? I told you

Draco: yeah well I dress better

Luna: actually… I was hoping, Mrs Malfoy

Narcissa: yes, Luna, honey?

Luna: about my *sigh* chic

Draco: or lack of it

Narcissa: consider it done

Luna: I also love eating pussy

Narcissa: gentlemen I am literally adopting this little doll

Draco: and now the family’s ruined

Lucius: it’s actually quite fun, I enjo-

Draco: father, please

Lucius: darling, would you li-

Narcissa: oh yes, daddy, please

Fred: strange family, these Malfoys I mean

George: indeed

Fred: did you know that the only people that were kept in the dark about Luna’s bisexuality was our dear little brother and Harry’s husband

George: it takes a lot of balls to continue a prank like this for years

Fred: he’s a honorary third Weasley twin

Fred: do you have any stories about good parties?

Sirius: oh yeah loads. My favourite one is about James's 16th birthday. So the party was going great. I'm standing in the common room and I'm holding a fire whisky bottle, you've been to the hogs head. And I'm standing there, and I'm holding a firewhiskey and I'm starting to black out. And I guess someone said like: "something, something McGonagall!" And in a brilliant moment of word association I yelled "fuck McGonagall!" "Fuck Mcgonagall!"And everyone else joined in.

A hundred drunk white children yelling: "fuck Mcgonagall" with the confidence of guys who have like already been to azkaban And aren't afraid of it anymore. You know that like "I served my time, you come and take me" confidence.

But white children the reason someone had said: "Something, something Mcgonagall" was because Mcgonagall were there. So she walked through the portrait hole and looked out over a sea of drunk toddlers yelling "Fuck Mcgonagall" in her face

And she was almost impressed. She was like: "wow"

And then she cast a patronus and told it: "get the the other teachers". And James, who was a father, this man had a baby, he grabbed a butterbeer, smashed it on the ground, and yelled "scatter!"

But everyone ran in a different direction. We all ran in different directions. It was like in the great hall when the slytherins come in the room and all the other students go in different ways.

We all ran in different directions. I ran out of the common room and I jumped into a secret passage that led me to the second floor and I crawled through a window and jumped down onto the grass and now I'm running through the greenhouses and there's this big devil's snare.

and it’s sirius before he got out of that house, truely believing he was just like his mother and couldn’t love or be loved.

So im walking down the stairs right?(btw this looks like the stairs in Grimauld Place in OoTP)

And guess who i see?

Freaking. D*n*ld. Tr*mp.

And hes standing behind one of those pedestals and is all like "we cant let the gays have jobs. What if they were your librarian? Or your cook? Or your police officer?" And he kept listing a bunch of jobs.

And theres a doorway next to him,and freakin Obama literally slides in,pedestal and all. And hes going "the gays put the g in great so lets give them jobs."

Then fûckin Shaquil O'Neil (including the pedestal)slides in and is like "no gays. No gays." And kept repeating that(my mom did say that Shaq is ok with the gays when i told her this)

Then the møtherfùçkėr Lin-Manuel Miranda slides in,with the pedestal,and is all like "gay rights gay rights gay rights" like hes chanting it over and over.

So you had two ppl going "no gays no gays🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️" while the other two were like "gay rights gay rights gay rights🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈"

And u know the face tr*mp makes? This one

Well i couldnt see Shaq or Obamas faces(i had a side profile if their faces) but i did see tr*mps and Lins,and from the eyes up tr*mp looked normal,but below that the idiot had a fü*king duck bill,like someone put Donald Ducks bill onto this ugly a$$ idiot. And the beak made the exact shape as his mouth in this photo.

And Lin looked liked this

Kinda like he was mocking tr*mp while saying he supports the gays.

Oh,and they werent speaking to anyone. They were in this place

They were all in this place and were talking to the wall.

idk if this was supposed to be a dream or a nightmare🤚